Topic: Atheists, try to answer these questions about Intelligent Design.
+Anonymous A — 13.2 years ago #24,186
If there is only evolution and no intelligent design, then why are boobs so awesome? You can’t explain that!
If there is no oxygen in space, how does the sun burn? You can’t explain that!
How does the fax paper fit through the phone lines? You can’t explain that!
You can pee without crapping but you can’t crap without peeing. You can’t explain that!
When I look at awesome boobies and touch my wiener, milk comes out the end. You can’t explain that!
Christians 5
Atheists 0
If there is no oxygen in space, how does the sun burn? You can’t explain that!
How does the fax paper fit through the phone lines? You can’t explain that!
You can pee without crapping but you can’t crap without peeing. You can’t explain that!
When I look at awesome boobies and touch my wiener, milk comes out the end. You can’t explain that!
Christians 5
Atheists 0
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+Anonymous B — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #290,155
+Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,158
I'm not even an atheist (WTOTC with flavours of Cosmotheism) and I think you're retarded. Boobs didn't evolve to be 'awesome', that's secondary and inconsequential to their function. Fax paper doesn't physically leave the copier but is converted to electronic signals. I've not had the same problem as you with crapping and peeing, you've obviously some medical problem or mineral/vitamin deficiency/toxicity. Seritogernic peripheral nervous system feedback and hormonal regulation explain the latter sufficiently.
You're a mongoloid (Down's, not East Asian; note small m).
You're a mongoloid (Down's, not East Asian; note small m).
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+Sazbam !fSazbamI9M — 13.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,160
OP you're clearly retarded and that's regardless and irrelevant of whatever viewpoint you have on atheism/intelligent design.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,165
@290,158 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
@previous (Sazbam !fSazbamI9M)
Mad as fuck.
Looks like Christianity wins again.
@previous (Sazbam !fSazbamI9M)
Mad as fuck.
Looks like Christianity wins again.
·Sazbam !fSazbamI9M — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,171
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,172
+Anonymous E — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,173
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,176
@290,172 (A)
He's not Autphag. I'm the sole Autphag.
But he's right, you are quite defensive for no reason. If you're so convinced in your righteousness and correctness, why bother? It's not like your stances are open to debate anyway.
He's not Autphag. I'm the sole Autphag.
But he's right, you are quite defensive for no reason. If you're so convinced in your righteousness and correctness, why bother? It's not like your stances are open to debate anyway.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,178
+Anonymous F — 13.2 years ago, 47 seconds later, 38 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,180
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,182
·Anonymous F — 13.2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #290,184
@previous (A)Perfectly legible; did read.
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+Anonymous G — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #290,236
@OP
> You can pee without crapping but you can’t crap without peeing. You can’t explain that!
Really? Have you seen a doctor?
> You can pee without crapping but you can’t crap without peeing. You can’t explain that!
Really? Have you seen a doctor?
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 21 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #290,257
> If there is only evolution and no intelligent design, then why are boobs so awesome? You can’t explain that!
This is entirely subjective. Anyway, men evolved to find women attractive because it was conducive to reproduction and perpetuation of the species.
> If there is no oxygen in space, how does the sun burn? You can’t explain that!
Acid can burn your skin with no fire. It's called a chemical reaction.
> How does the fax paper fit through the phone lines? You can’t explain that!
The image when scanned is reduced to 1-bit black/white color data and compressed using CCITT Fax encoding and transmitted via electrical current down a telephone wire.
> You can pee without crapping but you can’t crap without peeing. You can’t explain that!
You apparently have an anal stretching fetish which manifests itself when you shit by releasing urine. This may also indicate a urinary tract infection. I suggest you see a doctor.
> When I look at awesome boobies and touch my wiener, milk comes out the end. You can’t explain that!
This definitely sounds like a urinary tract infection. You should see a doctor immediately.
This is entirely subjective. Anyway, men evolved to find women attractive because it was conducive to reproduction and perpetuation of the species.
> If there is no oxygen in space, how does the sun burn? You can’t explain that!
Acid can burn your skin with no fire. It's called a chemical reaction.
> How does the fax paper fit through the phone lines? You can’t explain that!
The image when scanned is reduced to 1-bit black/white color data and compressed using CCITT Fax encoding and transmitted via electrical current down a telephone wire.
> You can pee without crapping but you can’t crap without peeing. You can’t explain that!
You apparently have an anal stretching fetish which manifests itself when you shit by releasing urine. This may also indicate a urinary tract infection. I suggest you see a doctor.
> When I look at awesome boobies and touch my wiener, milk comes out the end. You can’t explain that!
This definitely sounds like a urinary tract infection. You should see a doctor immediately.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #290,260
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #290,311
@290,158 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is incapable of understanding satire and parody.
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #290,322
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