Topic: Every morning now I wake up with my eyelids stuck together with eye crusties.
+Anonymous A — 13.2 years ago #24,140
It's the hay fever and I've been cutting the grass.
Not only does it cause my eyes to dry out and resemble those of downsyndrome cartoon characters;
I also get this eye crusty seal problem.
This morning I was pulling eye crust gunk off my eyelid and an eyelash ripped out.
My eyelashes are my only good feature.
I guess I do get to eat 10x as much eye crust this way.
But the tradeoff isn't worth it.
+Anonymous B — 13.2 years ago, 7 minutes later[T] [B] #289,789
Warm water
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #289,805
yummy!
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #289,810
Sew your eyelids shut. Problem solved.
+Anonymous E — 13.2 years ago, 22 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #290,045
Are you not bathing after you've finished?
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