Topic: Hey atheists

+Anonymous A — 13.2 years ago #23,958

If God didn't make Earth in 7 days, why are there 7 days in a week?

Check mate

+mechano !X1WYwquTXU — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #287,385

0/10

+Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,387

According to the belief, it was actually 6 days, nigger.

+Wod !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,422

wod-means-violently-insane-and-en-means-headship-in-old-english-this-h

I can't really argue against that kind of logic.

One question though... why are the days of the week named after pagan gods or planets? Were the other planets God's little trial and error experiments? Please explain.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,426

@previous (Wod !M6R0eWkIpk)
Other planets are for humans to enjoy like animals and flowers.

·mechano !X1WYwquTXU — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 37 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,434

@previous (A)
-10/10

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,438

@previous (mechano !X1WYwquTXU)
Fuck off troll

+Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,439

@previous (A)
Somebody's quite anally ruptured as to be affected by such a weenstar as mechano, the same man who suggested a superseekrit clubhaus on Tor to protect him from the mean little Dr. ubermensche.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,440

@287,426 (A)
Well that makes perfect sense.

Is that also why God created disease, natural disasters, parasites, etc? For our pleasure?

·mechano !X1WYwquTXU — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,441

@287,438 (A)
> gay nigger

@287,439 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
> ubermensche

lol 0/10 dude

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 23 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,442

@287,440 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
No, they are there to remind us that God is all around and sin can have punishment

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 49 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,447

@previous (A)
If God is all around why does he need to remind us?

Also if he condemns sinners to hell, why bother punishing them while they're still alive? Is he trying to save wayward souls?

·mechano !X1WYwquTXU — 13.2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,448

@287,442 (A)
> implying earth isn't punishment

+Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 10 seconds later, 50 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,449

@OP

I guess when your concept of proof being Sun burning in space with no oxygen being a Fail you move on to the 7 day bit LoL

Say how come YOUR BIBLE has Nada a mention of Dinosaurs

Odd how Adam n Eve with 2busy with Incest in family did not take advantage of Dinosaurs for feeding the growing family eh

·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 56 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,453

@287,441 (mechano !X1WYwquTXU)
Applying the Autphag rage rubric maxim (being inversely proportional to your appraisals), I can say indubitably that you're cross as fuck!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 52 seconds later, 57 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,454

@287,447 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Stop asking stupid questions

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 51 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,456

@previous (A)
lel

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 0 seconds later, 58 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,457

@287,449 (Syntax )
The bible doesn't have to mention EVERYTHING. It says nothing about farting but we still fart.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,459

@previous (A)
Was God's transmission garbled and that's why the bible fails to mention it?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,461

@287,448 (mechano !X1WYwquTXU)
> emo

Stop listening to dark music and quit video games and maybe you'll enjoy life.

@287,456 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

> lel

Go back to 4chan

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,462

@287,459 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Actually... Yes. While the Bible is the word of God you have to remember it was written by man. Any good Christian knows this and tries to keep an open mind

·Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 12 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,463

@287,461 (A)
Do you by any chance know to4str?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,464

@previous (Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06)
Know of him, don't know him. Don't want to know a known pedo and drug user.

·Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 45 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,465

@previous (A)
That's disappointing.

·mechano !X1WYwquTXU — 13.2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,466

@287,461 (A)
you don't know me i love life

·mechano !X1WYwquTXU — 13.2 years ago, 58 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,468

@287,453 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
> gay nigger

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 54 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,469

@287,461 (A)
I don't play vidya and I enjoy life.

Try again.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,473

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

No you don't. People into pagan images do not enjoy life. Maybe you think you enjoy life but you are wrong.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,475

@previous (A)
lolwut?

Please expound.

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,479

@287,461 (A)
Man you funny.

You compare Farting n no mention to Dinosaurs.

Man since your Adam n Even not been on Planet Earth other then Newbies compared to Dinosaurs the Dominant Terrestrial Vertebrates for 135 million years

How the fuck can the Bible which only b around for just over 5000 years leave out 135 Million Years???

Say when will you be taking Jim Jones Kool Aid?

You want Proof of Bible ask her

(Edited 16 seconds later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 second later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,480

@287,475 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Those with dark hearts are sad but they are also deluded. You are fooled into thinking you're happy but in reality you are sad and depressed.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,487

@previous (A)
I have a dark heart? How can you tell?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,490

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
It's obvious and you're a try hard

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,502

@previous (A)

> It's obvious and you're a try hard

I had no idea about this or my depression and unhappiness. Should I pray to God for forgiveness?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,504

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
That will be a good start. You could try walking into your nearest protestant church.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,507

@previous (A)
The nearest one is Catholic though, will that work?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 46 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,508

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
No.

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,514

@287,502 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Pray to God? Hummmmmmmm Like that will work n proof it don't

One has to assume lots of the 3000 who died, had prayed just b4 4Gods help.

Then again the Rag Heads on the Planes were praying to Allah and hummmmmmmmm

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,518

@previous (Syntax )
Free will

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,519

@287,514 (Syntax )
Maybe they should've been praying to Allah? Should I find a mosque instead, you think?

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,520

@287,518 (A)
Why did God give us freewill if he knew what would happen? Not gonna lie, he kinda sounds like a douche.

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,526

@287,518 (A)

So then why all the pryers to God IF IF IF it ends up making no difference?

You get stomped on like a Cockroach God or no God if Rag Heads get at you.

Where in this Bible does it cop out on Free Will

So shoot I said I have no clue n will look it UP

There's nothing you can do about it.

"For the children being not yet born, neither having done any good or evil, that the purpose of God according to election might stand, not of works, but of him that calleth. .... For he saith to Moses, I will have mercy on whom I will have mercy, and I will have compassion on whom I will have compassion. So then it is not of him that willeth, nor of him that runneth, but of God that sheweth mercy. For the scripture saith unto Pharaoh, Even for this same purpose have I raised thee up, that I might shew my power in thee, and that my name might be declared throughout all the earth. Therefore hath he mercy on whom he will have mercy, and whom he will he hardeneth. Thou wilt say then unto me, Why doth he yet find fault? For who hath resisted his will? Nay but, O man, who art thou that repliest against God? Shall the thing formed say to him that formed it, Why hast thou made me thus? Hath not the potter power over the clay, of the same lump to make one vessel unto honour, and another unto dishonour? What if God, willing to shew his wrath, and to make his power known, endured with much longsuffering the vessels of wrath fitted to destruction." --- Romans 9:11-22

You can take your God n longsuffering with him but I suspect one day u find God no longer give u a Hardon and u end up not so happy with ur useless God cause as U even said Its Free Will n you get wot you get as Random n has nada to do with God as Even U admit

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,529

@287,520 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You can ask him when you meet him at the gates of St Peter.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,530

@287,526 (Syntax )
The afterlife.

Checkmate

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 49 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,532

@287,529 (A)
You really think I'll make it to the 12 gates of pearls? :']

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,533

go Op go!!

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,535

@287,532 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Everyone does. However, not everyone makes it through.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 53 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,538

@previous (A)
Oh shi-

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,546

OP

Afterlife? Afterlife?

Revelation 21:18, 19, 21.

The walls of the new city are precious jewels. The gates are twelve single pearls. The city itself and its streets are pure gold, yet like transparent glass.

Damn sounds like - Well like my Mothers Jewel Box -

Corinthians 15:52 In heaven we will be given new names, new imperishable bodies. and we will be clothed in the white robes of righteousness.

God in tender love will wipe away all our tears (Revelation 21:4 (Editorial note - No tears cept occasion allergies-

This one is just great 4 Ya

"all flesh shall come to worship before me" (Isaiah 66:22,23

Which means u go to Heaven to Worship even more more? Why why - U there

Hey no mention of Beer or Margaritas or Making Love. In Allah's Heaven some men get 72 Virgins n one might imagine 72 Mother in Laws. Ouch

How cum no mention in your Bible of even a chance of Sex? White robes? I have a heavy duty White Bathrobe cost a lot of $$

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,549

@previous (Syntax )
As I said, the Bible doesn't cover everything because we don't know everything. Stop being so close-minded you old fool

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,558

@previous (A)
> As I said, the Bible doesn't cover everything because we don't know everything. Stop being so close-minded you old fool

Those who rote that Bible of urs were clueless on Science.

Did you no Earth is not the center of the universe?

I think I R very open minded re it taking much longer then 6 days to create the Universe.

But if those fairy tales work for you? Sure go for it but trust this - Fairy tales r ok when very young n then one grows up

+Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 15 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,566

@287,440 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
limiting agents, notice how they dont just target humans.

of course he could just still be piss adam and eve ate all his apples.

·mechano !X1WYwquTXU — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,567

@287,549 (A)
0/10

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 16 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,572

Hey OP. How do you know that your God is the one true God when Abdullah here is as willing to place his life on the line that his is the true God, as you are? Are you all not simply worshiping the same faceless deity by different names?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,573

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Maybe. A good christian will keep an open mind and be careful not to offend others

·Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,575

@previous (A)
Most excellent reply

Which means you could turn to Allah for a chance at your 72 Virgins

ducky better be on the run.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,585

@287,566 (H)
What a dick, it's not like he couldn't create more apples. Was he like one short for a pie or something?

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