Topic: I'm moving soon, but fuck my old place.
+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.2 years ago #23,948
Waters been seeping out the wall for 2 weeks without repairs so im moving me and my mates as of the 30th. Seriously tho, I have a good feeling that the bitch landlords gonna take my security even tho its her fault of the damage.
How should I go about exacting revenge if she does? (I mean legal etc, tho iI'm open to anything)
+mechano !X1WYwquTXU — 13.2 years ago, 19 minutes later[T] [B] #287,276
Does she have a daughter?
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+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 25 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,282

Find a live roach. Introduce it into a food-rich area of the apartment when you leave. Watch the papers for news of an infestation.
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+Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 44 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,289
Freeze 2 lbs ground meat.
Place frozen ground meat in five or so concentric zip-lock freezer bags. Make hole in wall large enough to admit bagged frozen meat.
Place meat in hole.
Plaster and paint over hole so that it appears to be just fine.
Move out.
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,290
Tell the landlord.
She should have to fix it by law but it varies from state to state.
You're not responsible for faulty plumbing in most cases.
If she tries to keep your deposit for something she should've fixed then you can fuck w/ her.
+Anonymous F — 13.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,293
@OP
Give all the toilets an upper decker
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