Topic: My diagnosis of The Doctor
+Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.2 years ago #23,935
His constant projection of traits and characteristics based on the inversion of those which he holds, his inability to read long but coherent sentence strings as it confuses him semantically (an inability to systematize and hyper-empathic, hyper-globalized thought patterns unable to lend localized, central focus), his constant conflation of other's positions with caricatures concocted in his own delusions, his projection of a delusional worldview which only he pertains to, hallucinations of delusional belief in Autphag's character being present in posts not made by me, and general hallucinations, often involving autistic children (manifestion of suppressed pedophilia perhaps?) lead me to this inevitable conclusion: I hereby diagnose him with paranoid schizophrenia.My regrets and condolences are with what few of his loved ones remain to associate with him, they must have the rough end of it with their long-suffering toleration of his violent behaviour, stemming from psychotic distress.
(Edited 58 seconds later.)
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #287,040
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,043
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 22 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,044
@287,040 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I am a doctorate of metascience, having published numerous dissertations through the PHAG Institute Journal of Metascientific Review.
I am a doctorate of metascience, having published numerous dissertations through the PHAG Institute Journal of Metascientific Review.
+Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 4 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,045
> diagnosing individuals with conditions
> does meth
> probably high right now
It's not a smart choice to diagnose such a serious disorder involving potentially dangerous drugs while under the influence of methamphetamine, sir.
> does meth
> probably high right now
It's not a smart choice to diagnose such a serious disorder involving potentially dangerous drugs while under the influence of methamphetamine, sir.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,046
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,047
@287,045 (Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06)
He doesn't have access to firearms, can't see well enough to make explosives, is a small man, and is terrified of females and walking down the street (partially due to meth induced paranoia). The only one at risk from Autphag is Autphag.
Rest easy.
He doesn't have access to firearms, can't see well enough to make explosives, is a small man, and is terrified of females and walking down the street (partially due to meth induced paranoia). The only one at risk from Autphag is Autphag.
Rest easy.
·Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 38 seconds later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,048
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,050
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 28 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,051
@287,048 (Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06)
@287,047 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I'd like to correct the record on my supposed fear of females or the outside world. I simply have contemptuous disdain for both.
@287,047 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I'd like to correct the record on my supposed fear of females or the outside world. I simply have contemptuous disdain for both.
·Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 51 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,052
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,053
@previous (Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06)
It was a fashion of the times back in my day to be as elaborate and detailed as possible in one's explanations. This art seems to have been lost with antiquity. I blame the downfall of the Victorian residues that once permeated British culture.
It was a fashion of the times back in my day to be as elaborate and detailed as possible in one's explanations. This art seems to have been lost with antiquity. I blame the downfall of the Victorian residues that once permeated British culture.
·Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,055
@previous (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
I'm pretty sure that amount of wordiness has always been unusual and hard to read to the general population. Sorry to burst your bubble.
I'm pretty sure that amount of wordiness has always been unusual and hard to read to the general population. Sorry to burst your bubble.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.2 years ago, 48 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,056
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 20 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,057
@287,055 (Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06)
Well I'm hardly writing with the intention of conveying my thoughts to the worthless proletarian, uselessly eating riffraff and rabble, am I?
Well I'm hardly writing with the intention of conveying my thoughts to the worthless proletarian, uselessly eating riffraff and rabble, am I?
·Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,058
@287,056 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
I can see that.
@previous (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Perhaps you should sober up. Maybe someone will get what you're saying then.
I can see that.
@previous (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Perhaps you should sober up. Maybe someone will get what you're saying then.
+Anonymous F — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,062
The doctor has a loyal following. Is he giving always free meds?
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 39 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,063
@287,058 (Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06)
I shall not beckon to your mandates of gutter-empirical sewerbrain idolatry to "rational objectivism" (codeword for thoughtless faith-based synonym-minded regurgitation of the bastardized one-track-linearity standing caricature of "modern science"), inimical dreg!
I shall not beckon to your mandates of gutter-empirical sewerbrain idolatry to "rational objectivism" (codeword for thoughtless faith-based synonym-minded regurgitation of the bastardized one-track-linearity standing caricature of "modern science"), inimical dreg!
·Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,065
+DOOM !!3deSpWc46 — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,066
@287,045 (Voltaire !DIX.gRkE06)Autphag needs amphetamines in order to bare his illness. Sure he was prescribed with the appropriate medicine at first, but his severe retardation proved to be too strong. He now has to appease his psychological disorders with meth.
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 29 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,067
@previous (DOOM !!3deSpWc46)
> he was prescribed with the appropriate medicine at first
If you've been following me since the 789chan days (and you haven't,) you'll know that a lot of my stance is based on anti-psychiatry. Screw their Jewish medicinal halaikhical toys.
> he was prescribed with the appropriate medicine at first
If you've been following me since the 789chan days (and you haven't,) you'll know that a lot of my stance is based on anti-psychiatry. Screw their Jewish medicinal halaikhical toys.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 52 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,068
@287,050 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Ikr
@287,051 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Whatever helps you cope, comrade.
@287,062 (F)
Only samples of domestos.
Ikr
@287,051 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Whatever helps you cope, comrade.
@287,062 (F)
Only samples of domestos.
·DOOM !KJILIPk7p6 — 13.2 years ago, 14 seconds later, 30 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,069
@287,067 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)Okay, so you went straight to meth in order to bare your illness.
(Edited 16 seconds later.)
+Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 31 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,070
You're over-thinking this OP. Doc's a lonely nonce, that's all there is to it.
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,076
@287,069 (DOOM !KJILIPk7p6)
Meth was the spiritually enhancing apparatus fasciliating the unlocking tap of creative resources lain inherent in the superpowerful form of the autistic hypermale psyche, with success subsequently obtained in its repeated application; one cannot deny that psychiatry has never been able to sustain a similar success rate, having always doomed the autist to failure in the misunderstanding of its condition as 1. neurochemical or 2. behavioural in nature, when neither (even the former, at least strictly) is the case.
Meth was the spiritually enhancing apparatus fasciliating the unlocking tap of creative resources lain inherent in the superpowerful form of the autistic hypermale psyche, with success subsequently obtained in its repeated application; one cannot deny that psychiatry has never been able to sustain a similar success rate, having always doomed the autist to failure in the misunderstanding of its condition as 1. neurochemical or 2. behavioural in nature, when neither (even the former, at least strictly) is the case.
·DOOM !AUOYiMgUVA — 13.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #287,083
+Anonymous I — 13.2 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,118
@287,076 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
If where you are with your life right now is your full unlocked potential then I'd hate to see you without a meth addiction.
If where you are with your life right now is your full unlocked potential then I'd hate to see you without a meth addiction.
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,119
@previous (I)
It is not; that would be proportional to even greater volumes of meth. I've yet to reach those ghestalts which such dosages unlock.
It is not; that would be proportional to even greater volumes of meth. I've yet to reach those ghestalts which such dosages unlock.
·Anonymous I — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,124
@previous (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Do you think if you did enough meth they might even let you go full time at the Kwik-Fit? They'd be no stopping you.
Do you think if you did enough meth they might even let you go full time at the Kwik-Fit? They'd be no stopping you.
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,130
@previous (I)
I've already been considered for a full-time rota, and in addition to that, a promotion from my current manual position to a clerical one. Good times.
I've already been considered for a full-time rota, and in addition to that, a promotion from my current manual position to a clerical one. Good times.
·Anonymous I — 13.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,132
@previous (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Clerical, really? I always got the impression you enjoyed the hands on side of this sort of work, weren't you talking about doing an engineering qualification of some kind a while back? I know it didn't work out, but I still thought you enjoyed the idea of it.
Clerical, really? I always got the impression you enjoyed the hands on side of this sort of work, weren't you talking about doing an engineering qualification of some kind a while back? I know it didn't work out, but I still thought you enjoyed the idea of it.
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,142
@previous (I)
I have successfully applied for a degree of this type over Open University which I start this October. But I need to find a way to pay for it (£2,000/year); my current wages cover food and utilities (I don't pay rent, fully mortgaged and bought house, and because I don't skim on quality, buying rations over survivalist sites, my food bill is considerably higher than most) and little else. It would increase with going full time at my current position, but I'm getting on, and the work exhausts me. I'm content having left life on this planet with a credential to my name and an easy going job, which I doubt I'll be retiring from, as that's a miserable predicament with the current welfare system in place.
I have successfully applied for a degree of this type over Open University which I start this October. But I need to find a way to pay for it (£2,000/year); my current wages cover food and utilities (I don't pay rent, fully mortgaged and bought house, and because I don't skim on quality, buying rations over survivalist sites, my food bill is considerably higher than most) and little else. It would increase with going full time at my current position, but I'm getting on, and the work exhausts me. I'm content having left life on this planet with a credential to my name and an easy going job, which I doubt I'll be retiring from, as that's a miserable predicament with the current welfare system in place.
·Anonymous I — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #287,147
@previous (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Oh, so you did go for the same type of degree, I meant to ask you about that actually, that's good. Have you changed your mind about selling the family home and moving somewhere more modest? Figured the cash in the property would be enough to get you through an open university course.
Oh, so you did go for the same type of degree, I meant to ask you about that actually, that's good. Have you changed your mind about selling the family home and moving somewhere more modest? Figured the cash in the property would be enough to get you through an open university course.
·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 17 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,156
@previous (I)
Quite honestly, I did actually go to prospect the property in Belfast, it was fantastic for a one-bedroom flat, but I just didn't feel comfortable around the surrounding area, so I've just left it in the end.
Quite honestly, I did actually go to prospect the property in Belfast, it was fantastic for a one-bedroom flat, but I just didn't feel comfortable around the surrounding area, so I've just left it in the end.
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·Anonymous I — 13.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #287,161
@previous (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Can't put a price on familiar surroundings sometimes. I don't know how much sentimentality you have running through your old bones Phag, but I would say keep the house, your mother seemed to be one of the few things in your life you felt a real connection with, it's good to keep something so encompassing to remind you.
Can't put a price on familiar surroundings sometimes. I don't know how much sentimentality you have running through your old bones Phag, but I would say keep the house, your mother seemed to be one of the few things in your life you felt a real connection with, it's good to keep something so encompassing to remind you.
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