Topic: Hi I'm Penis.

+Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago #23,857

How's it goin.

+Anonymous B — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #286,156

Where is your vagina hanging out?

+Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,158

@previous (B)
My vagina doesn't exist. But I've got a dick on my dick. On my dick.

+Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 27 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,159

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 19 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,160

Also, how does this memorable name shit work? Shit's not working. lul

+Anonymous E — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,165

@previous (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
Try Vagina instead. More bang for the buck.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 34 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,168

@previous (E)
I don't want Vagina. They're pretty gross, in my opinion.

+Anonymous F — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,175

@previous (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
you faggot penis.

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 25 seconds later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,176

@286,160 (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
Magick.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 59 seconds later, 12 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,180

@286,175 (F)
Worms that infiltrate your body and splert white goop that impregnates you with a new small human which then gets shoved out of your lady hole sounds a bit better than gooey trench that splerts splert just for the sake of splerting and also gross.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,182

@286,176 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You have a neat name. I already admire you. Also, I know not about magick. Perhaps you can teach me sometime.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,184

@previous (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
We'll take on private channels. I can't violate my magickal oaths in such a public forum for fear of reprisal by enemies of the black light.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 39 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,185

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Understood. I think.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 37 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,189

@previous (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
I will visit you under the cover of darkness and you will know it to be me by the secret watchword which has already been revealed to you.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 59 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #286,191

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I have no idea what the watchword might be...

+Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 8 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #286,192

@286,189 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
In other words, you'll wake up with antikhristos standing over you jerking off.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #286,193

@previous (H)
Oh! Thanks for clarifying.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 58 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,213

@286,192 (H)
Do you have to spoil everything? It was supposed to be a surprise. :/

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,214

@286,191 (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
It has already been revealed. If I spell it out for you, other unworthy aspirants might try and intiate themselves into the current.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,220

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Well, I'll just go with, whichever person visits me at night in a creepy fashion, it'll be Antikhristos.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,221

@previous (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
That's a fairly safe bet.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,223

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Cool. It's a date then. Err, non-homo date. Unless that's what you're into. Then I'd still prefer non-homo.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,229

@previous (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
The devil is in the details and all that. No homo though. ~~Whores~~ Women may be present for certain portions of the initation ritual though after the initial ~~interrogation~~ interview and you're found fit to progress into the outer order.

+Anonymous I — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,235

@286,223 (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
It's not considered homo as long as there's no eye contact.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,240

Quit lying Dick. I know it's you.

(Edited 34 seconds later.)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,242

@286,235 (I)
What do you think the hoodwinks (blindfolds/hoods) are for in masonic initiation rituals?

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,247

@286,229 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Sounds fun.

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,255

@286,240 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 36 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,273

@286,247 (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
It's usually not so bad.

+Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,293

I was going to make a dick joke, but that fucking FuckAlms beat me to it. Always reading my mind before I even think of it. Jeeze!

+Psychonaut !YvOg3lyGuo — 13.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,294

OP is a faggot.

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 12 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,297

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,299

@previous (D)

·Psychonaut !YvOg3lyGuo — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,300

@286,297 (D)

Reverse that polarity.

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,301

@previous (Psychonaut !YvOg3lyGuo)

·Penis !DIX.gRkE06 — 13.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,302

@286,294 (Psychonaut !YvOg3lyGuo)
I'm actually quite straight, sir/ma'am.

·Psychonaut !YvOg3lyGuo — 13.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,350

@previous (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
Up for debate.

+Anonymous M — 13.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,387

@286,168 (Penis !DIX.gRkE06)
so you like playing in sewer pipe then?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #286,440

@286,293 (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
I think FuckAlms may be in league with the Reptilian NSA division that monitors the brainwave patterns of potential radicals/impediments-to-the-reptilian-agenda.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,444

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You still haven't decoded my message have you?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,451

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I haven't gone back to it since last we spoke. I will re-examine it based on the clue. Forgive me, I know not what I do.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,452

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I think I found what I was supposed to see there. Let me try to put it together now.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.2 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,675

@286,440 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Nah, she's one of us.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,727

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
It's like I just woke up and I'm seeing things clearly for the first time.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,728

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
So you extracted the message?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,755

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It's still a little garbled but I think I'm on the right track.

Secure transmission indeed.

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,812

@286,727 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I just woke up also!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,814

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
Neat! We have more in common than I thought. Although now I can't sleep.

+Anonymous N — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,815

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
insomniac?

·Omen !!hnQvReR0M — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,816

@286,814 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I can't sleep anymore either, it's time for work.

happy summer solstice

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #286,818

@286,815 (N)
Yes. :|

@previous (Omen !!hnQvReR0M)
I know that feel.

Happy Litha, nukka.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

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