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Topic: Dr. Autphag Clinic now open

+Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM13.2 years ago #23,815

Ask me your inquiries on any matter of medical pertinence.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #285,656

doc2.jpgWhen I see a child, I get a strange feeling in my midsection, kind of like a sneeze but better, and what my father calls my "love socket" protrudes out from my body. What is wrong with me?

+Anonymous C13.2 years ago, 14 minutes later, 19 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #285,659

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )
Gonorrhea has infected the fluid and tissues that sorround your brain. What say you Dr Autphag?

·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 43 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #285,666

@285,656 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )
This is a common symptom of pre-operative sexual dysmoprhic psychosis, an outward manifestation of a delusionally simulated 'mother instinct' gender-displaced in a sexually inappropriative psychic anima which is anachronistically dis-archetypical in Jungian terms, a common affliction of the Jewish-Celtoic under-race.

·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 30 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #285,667

@285,659 (C)
This could be the causal factor influencing the above, see:
@previous (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)

·squeegee 13.2 years ago, 19 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #285,674

@285,666 (Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)

> This is a common symptom of pre-operative sexual dysmoprhic psychosis, an outward manifestation of a delusionally simulated 'mother instinct' gender-displaced in a sexually inappropriative psychic anima which is anachronistically dis-archetypical in Jungian terms, a common affliction of the Jewish-Celtoic under-race.

or in layman's terms, doc's a ponce

·Dr. Autphag !fvna3QzWVM (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #285,677

@previous (squeegee )
You missed an obvious hidden implication in there: I was trying to implicitly get across connotations of transsexualism too.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #285,690

dr excellence.png@285,656 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #285,710

@285,656 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY )
Kill yourself.

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