Topic: Friend Zoned

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.2 years ago #23,665

*Man walks into a store and finds employee*

Man: Alright, I've had enough. Why haven't you guys hired me?!

Employee: Uh...well sir, when did you put in your application?

Man: I never filled out an application.

Employee: Well sir, we can't consider you for employment if you've never filled out an application.

Man: No, that's bullshit, because I've been coming here for years now, and every single time I tell you all how much I love this store and how much I appreciate your customer service, unlike some of your other customers might I add!

Employee: Well, but that doesn't-

Man: AND I even told you that I didn't have a job!

Employee: But sir, that doesn't indicate to us that you would like a job at our store. And again, if you've never filled out an application, we can't consider you. Besides, we're not hiring.

Man: OH! Not hiring, HA! What a laugh. I see your store go through seasonal workers all the time. They come and go like nothing, but you won't consider me as a part-time employee even though I KNOW you've been looking for workers to fill positions? That's insane!

Employee: Sir, we've been looking to hire a few people for management positions. Do you have any management experience?

Man: Well no, but what does that matter?

Employee: ...Well sir, that's what we're looking for. You won't be suitable for the position without management experience.

Man: Oh that's such a load of crap. You know, you'll be waiting around a long time for a manager if you don't lower your standards a little. Who cares if someone knows how to manage a store? I LOVE this store and I'm willing to work here, that's all that should matter to you.

Employee: That...doesn't make any sense.

Man: NO! I'm done. This is over. From now on, no more Mr. Nice Guy.

Employee:

Man:

Employee:

Man: Fuck you, slut.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #283,765

Fuck you, slut.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 17 seconds later, 1 minute after the original post[T] [B] #283,766

haha

+Anonymous C — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #283,767

Nice

+Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #283,782

Quack needs to sort out his CV

+Anonymous E — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #283,785

tl;dr brah

+Syntax — 13.2 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #283,786

@previous (E)
No need to read. Just listen.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PIb6AZdTr-A

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 52 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,792

@283,782 (D)
what

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 13.2 years ago, 42 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,803

I love it how beta males think being creepy and passive aggressive is the same as being "nice".

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 6 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,836

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
lol I love it too LOL

+Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 5 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,837

Now recount the same history, but with a woman trying to get actual employment on a construction site, and change the punchline to "Fuck you, sexist scum". But that's too close to the truth, isn't it?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,838

@previous (H)
women shouldnt work at construction sites.

·Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,839

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Self-hating sexist anti-feminist infiltrator scum.

(Edited 29 seconds later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,840

@previous (H)
lol i dont hate myself, also u seem butthurt, do you get friendzoned a lot

·Anonymous H — 13.2 years ago, 3 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,841

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Why are you pissing on the whole feminist movement by implying that women are unable to do heavy manual labour?

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,843

@previous (H)
Heavy manual labour is not really where it's at though.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,845

@previous (D)
whats a cv
and heavy labour equals dead babies Lol

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 7 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,847

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
It's a Curriculum Vitae, learn to write one.
Heavy labour = orgasm during child birth, I bet that's you lol.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 4 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,850

@previous (D)
wat? heavy labour equals misscarriage

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,853

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
A miscarriage happens earlier than that.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 42 seconds later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,855

@previous (D)
yeah true now how did the conversation come to this

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 9 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,856

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Manual labour isn't really the same as child birth labour. I dunno, some girls can just do it easier I suppose

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 50 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,864

@previous (D)
I cant wait to birth out a baby wholl rip my holes into one

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 18 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,869

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
One of many.

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.2 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,919

@283,864 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Hahaha ughhhh nooooooo

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,922

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I am pretty sure its gonna happen because me and him are relatively the same size as my teachers sister n husband and it happened to her :(

·Anonymous D — 13.2 years ago, 11 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,939

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Your second baby will be only 10 months younger

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.2 years ago, 7 seconds later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,940

@283,922 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
OMG. That causes me so much anxiety, I'm going to just adopt a Korean baby and kittens

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,942

@283,939 (D)
wat?

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
u can always make babies with a tiny man rofl

+Anonymous J — 13.2 years ago, 4 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,991

@283,922 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
You're an idiot.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 22 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #283,993

@previous (J)
ur moms an idiot

·Anonymous J — 13.2 years ago, 2 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #284,043

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
She is. You two are very much alike.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.2 years ago, 39 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #284,053

@previous (J)
ok

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