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Topic: i am....in serious trouble now..

+Anonymous A13.3 years ago #23,523

i was driving home from my friend's house last night....we had a little "congratulations on your first heroinfree year" soiree...I got a little bit drunk off of everclear..and a little bit high off of heroin.. around 3am I started to drive home...still a bit inebriated....but i thought....okay to drive.. my house is about 30 minutes away from my friend's house...and the majority of the drive went smoothly.. i entered my neighborhood roads...and started speeding a little.. it was a 30mph...I went about 70mph or so.. Not too terribly fast...anyway I figured no one would be out this late...so it would be okay...but a kid ran in front of my car...I tried to stop....but couldn't...it was too late..I got out of my car, and he was bleeding, a lot, looked barely conscious, but he was alive. Looked about 6 years old.. i thought for a moment...and realized he saw me.. in fear of going back to prison...I got back in my car...ran over him again and again...to make sure he was dead.. when I got home I washed my car thoroughly...I also dented my car up more as to make sure...it didn't match up with the kid or whatever.. I don't want to go to back to prison...please help..

+Anonymous B13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later[T] [B] #281,947

At 3 AM probably not kid more likely a midget. Maybe a just a small fine or something.

+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o13.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 21 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,951

Hold on, you went and took heroin to celebrate not doing heroin? LOLOLOL

+Anti !M6R0eWkIpk13.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 22 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,952

@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
That's how I celebrated getting off hydromorphone. It makes perfect sense.

+Anonymous E13.3 years ago, 41 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #281,959

@281,947 (B)
Lol

·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #281,967

@281,952 (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Huh.

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #281,970

@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
No, not really.

+Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #281,971

Far too coherent to be bert 2/10

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #282,010

Um.....

+postmortem !!v2oCFlj.613.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #282,093

Do not parody my posts from other boards, thanks.

+Anonymous I13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #282,095

@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
Go and post on any other board.

·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.613.3 years ago, 40 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #282,104

@previous (I)
Your discontent with me is something that I find disappointing, though not perplexing. I hope we will be on better terms sometime in the future.

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