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Topic: My English ain't so great yet when I read this ad in Kunming China I laffed.

+Anonymous A13.3 years ago #23,512

Part-time job required

Hi there,

I'm a local Chinese college senior girl about to graduate at the end of June. My major is Business English. I learnt business English, negotiation, business letter writing, translation at college. My oral English, listening and writing are good. There will be no problem for me to do part-time job like communication with people or perconal assistant etc. Teaching foreign kids Chinese is Ok too.

Right now I'm in the probation period of a new company as an administrative clerk. The work i do right now is tedious but not much. So i have about six hours for free every day. Computer is convenient for me too. I would like to work for you between 7 pm - 9 pm between Monday to Saturday if that's ok for you.

Thanks for stopping by. If you have job available for me, please contact me at 15969577725.


*Editorial note

> I learnt business English

Clearly her teacher was FatFuck

> perconal assistant etc

That teacher needs a PhD to help the girl out.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #281,868

I think learnt is technically an acceptable spelling, but I'm pretty sure the usage here is still grammatically wrong.

+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,871

Better than my Chinese. I ain't complaining.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,878

@281,868 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Yes and in business English, not so good.

Now back to some mean work. Was having fun looking in on Fatfuck and how desperate he is looking for work using local ads. That is how I came across this ad.

+Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,880

@281,871 (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Oh shit a moment of compassion from autphag.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM13.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 36 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,891

@previous (D)
They're the only mudrace, and only race other than the Whites, that have contributed anything to the planet. As a historical cumulative, something like 3% of all intellectual property hails from the pan-mongoloid world, compared to 97% for Europe (47% from the Anglosphere alone) and less than 0.1% from the negrosphere. Even regarding that our accomplishments trump theirs, they have produced at an order of magnitude of volume more ideas than the Africans. This would generally point to vauge Aryan traits within small pockets of the mongoloid contingent.

Equal to the White race? Not quite. They're clearly still rather robotic, but they're certainly civilizable.

(Edited 41 seconds later.)


+HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 43 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,894

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
They're not muds. They are surprisingly closely related to us.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,896

@previous (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
Chinks are australoid enough and distant from their Mongoloid cousins to the North and East that I think 'mud' is fitting here. If we were talking about Mongolians, Koreans and Japs, I'd be more inclined to agree.

+Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 20 seconds later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,897

1346205676392111.jpg@281,894 (HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q)
> us

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,899

@281,896 (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
We share neanderthal roots.

·Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 16 seconds later, 51 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,901

@281,891 (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
So where do the Irish fit in all this? Besides mass migration what have they contributed to the world?

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 52 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,903

@previous (D)
berts self-destructive alcoholism?

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,905

@281,901 (D)
That perspective is privileged to access only by the appointed cognoscenti.

+Triptych 13.3 years ago, 9 hours later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #282,055

Learnt is completely correct, it's just becoming uncommon.
So really you're just railing against one misspelling.

+Anonymous H13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #282,063

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+Anonymous I13.3 years ago, 16 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #282,233

@281,868 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

> I think learnt is technically an acceptable spelling, but I'm pretty sure the usage here is still grammatically wrong.

No mistake there. "Learnt" is the past tense and (past participle) of the verb "to learn", and is thereby distinguished from the adjective "learned", as in "Allow me to quote my learned colleague".

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