Topic: ATTN: Morbid
+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.3 years ago #23,465
Your mother just texted me and wants me to tell you that "you most certainly ARE getting your senior portrait done in July!"
So.... there you go lol.
+Morbid's mother — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later[T] [B] #281,256
And if you don't, you're grounded, young man!
+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,257
Momma Morbid quotes:
"Fuck Obama!!"
"If it weren't for idiot fucking democrats, ..."
"Obama's a pussy!!"
"Casualties and revolution, dammit!!"
"Revolution, baby!"
"Fucking fake liberals!"
"All liberals are fake!!"
"Faggots, homos and tranny perverts are going to rule America!!"
"Christianity isn't a religion, it's a relationship!!"
"My relation with Jesus Christ is irrelevant to whether or not The Bible is legitimate!!"
"He/she's throwing her life away!!"
"I wish I was dead. All my children are turning out to be monsters. I can't be proud of them."
"Everyone knows my son is a loser, because he never stays at home, smokes weeds, won't open his heart to Jesus and refuses to show any respect whatsoever for authority of any kind."
"Everyone knows my daughter is an ungodly skank, because she lived with her husband before they were even married."
"My daughter wasted four years in college for stupid picture-taking."
"You need Jesus."
"You need God."
"Fuck my life."
"I just want to die."
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 24 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,264
@previous (C)
I just lold so much
·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #281,265
@281,257 (C)
This is my favorite line:
"I wish I was dead. All my children are turning out to be monsters. I can't be proud of them."
I've heard that one out of my own mother's mouth as well, lol
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