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Topic: I have 5 grams of cocaine waiting at home for me.

+Anonymous A13.3 years ago #23,362

As soon as I've finished work (6 hours) I'll be riding the white rails.

(Edited 3 minutes later.)


+Anonymous B13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later[T] [B] #280,211

Death becomes you.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #280,212

@previous (B)
Unlikely.

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #280,215

find god

+Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #280,216

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
They once found Gods son, hanging on a cross with his ball sack hanging out to dry.

+Anonymous E13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #280,217

Yeah, we know, this is like the third time you've told us about it.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #280,218

@280,215 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
A particular god or just any old god because I quite like the idea of Thor, the 3000 year old viking god.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #280,219

@previous (A)
the god

+Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #280,220

image.jpg@280,218 (A)
You might look into Pastafarianism-or Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. All hail his noodly appendages.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,222

@280,219 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
The god? There are so many, which one is on your mind?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.3 years ago, 41 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,224

@previous (A)
the creator

·Anonymous B13.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,225

A drunk staggers into a Catholic Church, enters a confessional booth, sits down, but says nothing. The Priest coughs a few times to get his attention, but the drunk continues to sit there. Finally, the Priest pounds three times on the wall. The drunk mumbles, "Ain't no use knockin'! There's no paper on this side either!"

+morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o13.3 years ago, 0 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,226

Nice.

·Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,229

@280,224 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Which one though?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 48 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,230

Tyler,_The_Creator_2012.png@280,224 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
So I googled The Creator and it sees you think Tyler, The Creator (pic related) is a god. Some American rapper. WTF?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tyler,_The_Creator

·morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o13.3 years ago, 57 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,231

@previous (A)
hardly a rapper. more like a bitch ass nigga who steals other people's shit.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,234

@280,229 (F)
the 1

+Anonymous H13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,235

@280,216 (D)
a few short hours after that He was in Heaven though..

+Anonymous I13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,237

@OP
I wish I could go skiing with you.

+Anonymous J13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,238

jesus-hunger-africa-exam-507619.jpeg@280,234 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> the 1

Jesus or the Old Man?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,239

@previous (J)
Nice

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY13.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,240

the god

·Anonymous I13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,242

inb4 dr rockzo

·Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #280,243

robin-williams-God joke.jpeg

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