Topic: Kimmo challenges future and existing Swedish retro-style games makers. Blockstress, the un-Minecraft
+DNSnQQper !Xus02GQ23o — 13.3 years ago #23,326
+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #279,646
I don't get why he doesn't just take the music from a random C64 game and put it in.
·DNSnQQper !Xus02GQ23o (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #279,649
I think i've figured out the storyline of the game. The 7 yellow dots represent 7 "yellow stars" that you must "deal with" before the SS guards see that you are being a lazy fucking idiot and not doing your duty and put a bullet between your eyes. There are 7 of them because of the 7-stemmed temple menorah and other Jewish symbolism.+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #279,654
Why am I playing Pacman?
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,742
Game fucking sucks, what a waste of time. Thanks for nothing, Kimblob.
+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,749
+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 56 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,768
It is epically retarded on a touchscreen.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,774
@previous (F)
You should know better than to think kimmo writes code meant for anything but the superior PC master race.
You should know better than to think kimmo writes code meant for anything but the superior PC master race.
·Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,777
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
If a Kimmo rages in Sweden but no one is listening does he make a sound?
If a Kimmo rages in Sweden but no one is listening does he make a sound?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,781
@previous (F)
only if he blogs about it on his site; but the sound is only by proxy of tinychanners laughing at him.
only if he blogs about it on his site; but the sound is only by proxy of tinychanners laughing at him.
·DNSnQQper !Xus02GQ23o (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #280,032
May 30th, 2013. Blockholm, Sweden.
The blockstress founder sits in his simple block hut under the shadow of the massive Minecraft tower-fortress thingy. The author of this trending game, despite his popularity, chooses to remain anonymous. When pressed about his anonymity, he simply stated that access to his contact and personal information "is blocked." Staring up at the Minecraft monstrosity, he bestows us with a few nuggets of wisdom. "It's not about who has the most block-types," the Blockstress founder tells us, "Blockstress is an expression of minimalism. By having only the best blocks Blockstress is better than Minecraft. Think about it, all those flashing and odd blocks clashing with each-other just leaves things cluttered. Every patch they just add more blocks. This is insanity. At some point you see a strange block, and are like what the fuck is that? I've never seen that before. Do I need to take a college course just to play this?" When I asked about the clear swastika in level 2 of Blockstress, he became visibly irritated. "I am standing up against the extreme silencing and genocide of my pure Nordic race," he insisted. I didn't quite follow the logic in that, and I could tell that things were getting tense and that I needed to leave. As I thanked the secretive Blockstress developer for letting me do the interview, a pixelated sheep-turd falling from the tower splatters onto his head. He screams up at the pudgy man looking down at him from the tower, "I give the world Blockstress, PURE GOLD, and you give me pure shit. I will be remembered in history as the one who brought honor and plunder to Sweden's gaming industry, enjoy your footnote under me, eating my shit for eternity!"
The blockstress founder sits in his simple block hut under the shadow of the massive Minecraft tower-fortress thingy. The author of this trending game, despite his popularity, chooses to remain anonymous. When pressed about his anonymity, he simply stated that access to his contact and personal information "is blocked." Staring up at the Minecraft monstrosity, he bestows us with a few nuggets of wisdom. "It's not about who has the most block-types," the Blockstress founder tells us, "Blockstress is an expression of minimalism. By having only the best blocks Blockstress is better than Minecraft. Think about it, all those flashing and odd blocks clashing with each-other just leaves things cluttered. Every patch they just add more blocks. This is insanity. At some point you see a strange block, and are like what the fuck is that? I've never seen that before. Do I need to take a college course just to play this?" When I asked about the clear swastika in level 2 of Blockstress, he became visibly irritated. "I am standing up against the extreme silencing and genocide of my pure Nordic race," he insisted. I didn't quite follow the logic in that, and I could tell that things were getting tense and that I needed to leave. As I thanked the secretive Blockstress developer for letting me do the interview, a pixelated sheep-turd falling from the tower splatters onto his head. He screams up at the pudgy man looking down at him from the tower, "I give the world Blockstress, PURE GOLD, and you give me pure shit. I will be remembered in history as the one who brought honor and plunder to Sweden's gaming industry, enjoy your footnote under me, eating my shit for eternity!"
+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #280,083
> This is a game of endurance and keeping from panicing.
> panicing
The first fucking sentence?
SHITLISTED
> panicing
The first fucking sentence?
SHITLISTED
(Edited 18 seconds later.)
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 day later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #280,359
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #280,360
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