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Topic: Does Bert have homoerotic fantasies about me?

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago #23,290

He's confessed to me in private that he'd suck my dick for a dose... but I feel like he really has deeper feelings for me beyond simple lust or a desire for a fix. Love, perhaps?

He's assured me he's saving his spare change from his dead end job so he can pay me a visit but I think he's just playing games with my emotions. I hope my wife doesn't get jealous of the attention he's been giving me. Although it is flattering.

Here's an older pic of me for you to masturbate to, Bert. I'm sorry that we can't be together but my heart belongs to another.

Sincerely,
Antikhristos

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 31 minutes later[T] [B] #279,071

ooookay lol

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #279,072

your cheeks!

+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 30 seconds later, 34 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #279,073

emo kid detected

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 39 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #279,074

@279,072 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Ikr.

@previous (C)
You have no idea.

+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #279,084

@OP

> the self-appointed 'master race'
> face is flat and mullato-like
> skull proportionally small enough to be considered negroidic

Thank you for giving me the heartiest laugh I've experienced in a long time.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #279,085

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
dude, you are so weird. I want you to judge my face like that

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 35 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #279,086

@279,084 (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
I imagine you're already pawing like mad at your disco stick just like Bert. What can I say, it's not easy being beautiful.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #279,087

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
> projecting your homoerotic proclivities
Predictably enough as I also saw womanly-like craniometry, namely the bitemporal narrowing of the frontal bone of your skull. You must be suppressing the gay like mad.
@279,085 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Post it then.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #279,088

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
It's ok, baby. There's no shame in knowing what your body wants. You've been repressed long enough, phag.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #279,089

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Are your Fabio-Trot handler archons demanding a higher quota this week for your degeneracy recruitment drive?
Turning to me and inadvertently blowing the cover as to what you're really about must be the height of desperation.

+Anonymous E — 13.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #279,091

Bert would suck anyone's dick for a dose.

+fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #279,093

this is what happens when i click the image http://img.tinychan.org/img/1369904666179666.jpg

also I imagined you looking very different

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,094

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
wat

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,096

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
there are 2 '666's in there

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 25 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,097

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
OH lol

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,098

@279,093 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Coincidence? Hardly.

It's an old pic and I've gone through different looks over the years. How did you imagine I would look anyway?

I could post more recent pics or older ones when my hair was long but I was just trying to do Bert a favor. I don't want to overstimulate him though.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,100

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
you are how I imagined you. skinny tall white guy dark hair weird haircut

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 28 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,102

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
> chubby* mullato*

ftfy

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,103

@279,100 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Well obviously smoking cannabis gives you psychic powers.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,116

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
ooooh

+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,128

@OP
Let's face it, Bert's testicles are bloated with excitement for you. He is unfortunately unable to reach orgasm by himself, due to his extended drug use and unhealthy eating habits. But if he decides to visit the beach, he will most definitely ask for your help, and especially after seeing this image.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,136

@279,089 (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag likes to post silly little word salad messages like this as part of his stimming routine.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,139

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Hi Anti-log!

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,141

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag assumes that everyone he talks to will automatically understand every reference he makes to one of his obsessive special interests.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,143

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Evidently you did.
> confirmed for former /cwc/ lurker

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,146

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
> Evidently

Based on what evidence?

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,148

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
The implication that you understood I was making a reference to begin with, that you didn't dismiss it as drivel.
It's about the same standard as evidence you hold for your analyses of my posts. I'm sorry that your crippling hypocrisy disallows anything unabiding to your insane double-standard.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,150

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag has trouble organising his scattered and disorderly thoughts into an easily readable form.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,151

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> The Doctor has a low literacy level due to the appalling standards passing for American English education.

Ftfy

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,155

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)

As a resident of the UK, Autphag assumes that everyone who communicates primarily in English is either British or USAmerican.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,159

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
It wouldn't surprise me if you were an Israeli, I was just giving you the benefit of the doubt, seeing as Jews, with their control of the world, surely have something better to do than surfing the internet all day. Wait, I forgot, you parasitically purloin aid and reparations as a means of survival. Scratch that then.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,164

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)

As a person suffering from autism, Autphag is easily enraged.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,169

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> misinterprets observational contrition for rage

This is why I can't take your pop-psychology seriously.

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,173

@279,143 (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
long before you ever showed up.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,175

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
It was shit then, and dying in its present incarnation now. That's nothing to be proud of.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,176

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
I didn't say anything to the contrary.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,178

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I was just making this certain.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,183

@279,116 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
See this is why the Government wants to keep it illegal!

@279,128 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
I must be honest I felt much more comfortable when I thought he only wanted to kill me.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,252

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
lol im supposed to quit to has more success on my night journeys lol

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,255

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
"Night journeys"? Dreams? Or is this some sort of "shamanic journeying" or new age pseudo-psychology hoodoo?

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,264

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
lucid dreaming and astral travel B)

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 55 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,265

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
or whatever you wanna call that trips you out so bad you think ur astral traveling. lol

+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,270

@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Has Leonidas completed his astral travels your way yet?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,273

@279,089 (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
Whoever corrupts the most souls this quarter gets a free vacation to Belize!

@279,091 (E)
Anything's*

He's not limited to humans.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,274

@279,265 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
It doesn't matter what you call it, miss. As long as the results are the same.

·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,294

@279,270 (J)
LOl. ugh the one thing I have to do once I can is travel to online friends homes and creep em out with details

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,381

@279,098 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Lol I imagined you as an emaciated long stringy haired black metal type guy with crater face and glasses. Basically I am a terrible person and imagined you as less attractive than you actually are. The reason I had such a detailed image of you is because there is a pharmacy tech at my pharmacy that is exactly this person and I just associated you with him.

+Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 13 minutes later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,389

@279,270 (J)
I wonder what happened to Leonidas. Haven't seen him around in a while.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,425

@279,381 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
I'm not sure how I feel about this. I think I should be insulted but I'm not quite sure. Hrmmz.

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,456

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Don't be insulted! I didn't think you looked like that because I don't like you or anything, I think you are super cool and I think that people that don't deal with the occult are predisposed to thinking people that are involved in it look a certain way. Plus I knew you were a pharmacy person and I think my brain just made the connection because of that guy that works there.

<3<3 forever

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,520

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Honestly I don't have a lot of respect for most of the occult community. The groups I was/am involved in focused a lot more on sex magick and most of our get togethers were excuses for partying. Some of them did take the work very seriously though. Although it can definitely screw some people up if they're already unstable (sex, drugs, and ritual can help liberate some but if unethical people are involved it can move from an occult fraternity to a straight up cult). I've dropped out of most of those circles due to some disagreements with local body leadership. the only group I'm involved with now is the IOT and while there's still plenty of partying there's a lot less bullshit in the pact.

As for the individual you described a lot of poor saps get drawn to it because they feel powerless and magick can give them the illusion of control over their reality. It's sad really.

Anyway I did forge a few very strong friendships with my dealings with these groups and for the most part (overlooking the politics) it was a lot of fun and a pretty liberating experience. I'm not going to name names but anyone that wants to get involved in this sort of thing, especially group workings, really needs to do their homework before they commit to an intiation.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,521

@279,456 (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Oh and it's ok that you've fallen madly in love with me, I'm flattered really, but I am a married man now and there's only one other woman outside of my marriage I would give a second thought to at this point.

<3

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,526

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
lolol ok my heart is so broken, etc etc

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,534

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Shhh... there there, maybe in another life, another time, it could've been but not in this incarnation milady. It's not you, it's me. Really I've been in love with my wife for almost 7 years now and my other on/off partner for almost a decade. If things changes though I'll have my people call your people.

Oh and while those occult groups were exciting there was a fair bit of stuff to it that was boring in comparison (organizing events, study groups, etc). Still I would do it all over again.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

·fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I — 13.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,631

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Well I'm sure it was a great way to meet people at the very least!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,681

@previous (fullmouthextraction !2CQezZ7g6I)
Most definitely.

+Dead !Pool..v42s — 13.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,692

You're a pretty attractive Man, Comrade!

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,846

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Stop trying to get into my pants, Dead. We've already been through this.

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,854

when has he ever called himself the master race?

+Anonymous N — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,866

Must be the hair.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 38 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,873

@279,854 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
He has implied it repeatedly.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,877

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
could be. I dont remember anything like that

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,889

@279,866 (N)
It isn't easy making it look perfectly disheveled.

+Anonymous O — 13.3 years ago, 29 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,901

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Just ask a homeless person or a lunch lady or possibly just a lunch lady and kill two birds with one stone

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,904

@previous (O)
I'm not so sure about this...

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,909

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
You probably ought to consult with gary before confronting any homeless people. He seems to have a way with them. As for lunch ladies... I wouldn't recommend that. There's a slew of words prefixed by "un" that one can use to describe them, and it's not a nice list.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,916

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Oh I'm not too worried about the homeless ones, they're still human after all. I squatted briefly with some crusties and met a few interesting transients/homeless-people.

As for the lunch ladies... well that's a different matter entirely.

·Anonymous O — 13.3 years ago, 7 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #279,928

@279,904 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Disheveled is something lunch ladies do well, along with keeping the single plastic glove and hairnet industry in business. Approaching them for anything beyond lunch related business could be dangerous. I'd recommend that you be armed while conversing with one but I don't know how much good it would do you. The lunch lady idea was a bad one.

·Dead !Pool..v42s — 13.3 years ago, 6 days later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #282,291

@279,846 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
Have we? My mistake lol

·Anonymous N — 13.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #282,296

@previous (Dead !Pool..v42s)
Can I watch? ;)

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #282,351

@282,291 (Dead !Pool..v42s)
You may have been a little intoxicated.

@previous (N)
No one watches for free.

·Anonymous N — 13.3 years ago, 15 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #282,685

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Lol then dare I ask my fee?

·Anti !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #282,697

@previous (N)

For you? A couple hits of X, some coconut water (with pulp), allowing yourself to be used as an altar for a Gnostic Liciferian mass, and maybe some poppers.

(Edited 30 seconds later.)

·Anonymous N — 13.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #283,435

@previous (Anti !M6R0eWkIpk)
Lol, I'm in.

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 1 week after the original post[T] [B] #283,474

@previous (N)
Payment up front, thanks.

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