Topic: >talking to some girl who claims to longboard and rock climb
+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #23,288
Take off the mask, Syntax.
+Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later[T] [B] #279,056
Eye only tayke off thee mask when eye suckee suck thee cock cocks.
+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,114
Isn't longboard just a longer skateboard?
+Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,134
Girls who don't suck at longboarding are pretty hot. But girls who rock climb are beasts. Don't do it.
+Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,137
@previous (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
Also, judging by the Adrenaline Rock Climbing bullshit commercials, girls who rock climb are incredibly gross and are probably physically unappealing 100% of the time they're alive.
+Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,277
@OP
> Take off the mask, Syntax.
I do hope someone is not gender bending to suck you in.
I do when necessary use a long board but its NOT my Fav way to Surf my Ocean a Blue.
Around here there are almost as many Girls Surfing as Guys.
@279,114 (C)
> Isn't longboard just a longer skateboard?
Around here one uses a Longer Surfboard when the waves R Not all we want them to be. In downhill skiing longer skis can mean more speed. Not so much in Surfing.
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·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,280
@previous (Syntax )
Disregard that. I suck cocks.
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,285
@previous (Syntax )
I wondered how many microseconds it wood take b4 u posted with your need to suck cocks.
33 Seconds dude u b slow slow slow.
·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,290

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+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,292
Protip: Female rock climbers may be too much for you to handle in bed unless you're a sexual athlete.
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,299
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I can speak from experience on this subject of Female Rock climbers and the bed aspect.
There is a Seinfeld episode that covers exactly this subject. Jerry is about to drop a girl who is Olympic champion athlete. He is talked into giving her a go for wot he expects will be
MORE
Such he finds is just regular gymnasts in bed. I never expected the
MORE and can say from multiple experience that girls who rock climb are about the same in bed as those who don't.
But of course climbing means being Fit n Healthy and those have been the only kind of Girls for me over the years.
+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,300
@279,056 (Syntax )
fat fuck
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,302
@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
er wot you trying to say re FatFuck?
He lost his $10.47 hour job in China. Should he try digging for shale oil?
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 8 hours later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,509
@279,299 (Syntax )
Take your namenda, you're starting to create artificial memories. :|
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,670
@279,299 (Syntax )
@279,302 (Syntax )
Disregard that. I suck cocks.
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,672
@279,137 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
yea, exactly. that's what i meant by beast. gross.
·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,859
@279,137 (Beebs !!2dE4HTCjq)
@279,134 (Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o)
There's some very attractive female rock climbers out there. I'm not talking about the kind that look like leathery skinned body builders though, just fit women.
·Morbid !Xnp/V/hD1o — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #279,861
@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
yea, i believe it
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