Topic: A proposal for Kook

+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #23,278

I'm passing through Florida soon and I have an offer for you... I want you to suck on my balls for 20 minuets and in return I'll pay you $1000.

Please think it over.

+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #278,871

Fuck off, you're boring.

This thread is now a Phag thread.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,872

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag thinks that everything is about him.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,873

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> The Doctor thinks his assessment of anything is material to me

Sorry, who's the self-important one?

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,876

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag doesn't understand that I am talking about him rather than to him.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,878

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> doesn't understand that this doesn't refute my central point

Oh Doctor, for all the hubris on your front you aren't half pestilential enough to snicker at.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 32 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,889

@previous (Autphag !fvna3QzWVM)
As a person suffering from autism, Autphag expects normal people to be able to read this waffle.

+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #278,939

+kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,947

send me your time stamped pic with my handle and also mention kreacher

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,994

so you'll give her 20 minuets and $1000? all for a lick on your nut? that's desperate.

+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,997

@OP

> I'm passing through Florida soon

On your way to meet Antikhristos? I want video.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 35 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,999

@278,994 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Thats some damn easy money

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,000

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
I'm more curious what minuets he'll play.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 33 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,003

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Any suggestions for some good ball sucking theme music?

+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,004

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Anything by AC/DC.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,005

@279,003 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
Well, the obvious one that comes to mind is Big Balls by AC/DC, but that might make bert self-concious, resulting in shrinkage. Although maybe you could hook his nipples up to a car battery to remedy that. I believe anti could loan you the necessary equipment.

(Edited 5 minutes later.)

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,008

@279,004 (H)
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
very uncanny and accurate. thanks guys!

·PadBun !6nnVul8LpQ — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,009

@previous (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)
And of course, Prison Sex by Tool.

+Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,010

No, something mellow is necessary.

If you love someone, set them on fire by the Dead Milkmen. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zlyvcti3kQU

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,011

@previous (I)
At first I misread that and thought you meant the Sting song.

·Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 19 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,015

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)

LOL

Holy shit they're playing First Ave in June.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,017

@279,010 (I)
But what if it makes me want to clench my jaw?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 35 seconds later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,018

@279,009 (PadBun !6nnVul8LpQ)
Oh hells no! now I'm afraid of the hep c

·Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,024

@279,017 (kook !!u4KQvs2JM)

Then you play something like Kissin' in the Dark by Memphis Minnie. Sure, it's a song about STDs, but you'll need the help after getting so close to someone who did what he did to get his heroin.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FH8_WH5aRqo

Memphis Minnie was badass.

+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,047

@278,994 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
an ugly lil fag usually is desperate..

·Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 59 seconds later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,049

@previous (J)
How do you find time to post with all the dicks you need to suck to keep you in your drugged out stupor?

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,053

@279,047 (J)
Have you ever posted a pic?

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,068

@278,997 (G)
Please no flash or video photography.

@279,047 (J)
I'm sorry your dick leaps to attention when you see a photo of me but that's not my fault, bud.

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 15 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,108

@279,047 (J)
So you admit to being a short, ugly fag? It's good you've moved past the denial stage.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,186

@279,068 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

> Please no flash or video photography.
>

Can I at least get an autograph?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,190

@previous (G)
Absolutely, just let me know who to sign it to.

·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 18 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,192

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

> Absolutely, just let me know who to sign it to.

Momma AK - that should do.

+Anonymous L — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,316

Where did OP go?

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,317

@previous (L)
here

·Anonymous L — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 20 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,319

@previous (A)
She said Yes.

Your move. One word of warning. She would bite down real hard on nuts.

·kook !!u4KQvs2JM — 13.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,327

@279,317 (A)
No pic? I guess that you werent serious

+Anonymous M — 13.3 years ago, 43 minutes later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #279,336

@279,010 (I)
> Dead Milkmen

Fuck yeah.

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