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Topic: hahaahhahaa...Triptych says: I would love to have a job...but my visawisa won't let me..

+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #23,247

PFFFFFT..

there are MILLIONS of people in the U.S. who have 'jobs'......who could say...'hey I'd love to have a job...but my visa won't let me'.....they HAD to get 'jobs' because they don't have someone paying for them to be able to sit around on their butts all day long..


not a girl.....damn sure not yet a woman........can I get an amen??

+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #278,440

> not a girl

I knew she was a tranny whore.

+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 38 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,442

I heard you sucked dick for heroin, @OP, can I get an amen?

(Edited 23 seconds later.)


+squeegee !!vjxGw8UNy — 13.3 years ago, 21 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,444

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+Triptych — 13.3 years ago, 11 seconds later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,445

wat
i'd rather not get deported for breaking visa laws, thanks
i was debating going back to canada to get a summer job but it's not worth living with mi madre

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,448

@previous (Triptych )
you are making Walter look principled and noble in comparison to you....almost..

·Triptych — 13.3 years ago, 49 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,449

@previous (A)
How, because I don't want to break the law in order to make minimum wage? Suck another dick for heroin, thanks.

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,450

@previous (Triptych )
You're just averse to effort and graft. Typical pansified cotton-wool solipsistic ego of the effeminized special snowflake de-generation.

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 14 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,462

@278,449 (Triptych )

> Suck another dick for heroin, thanks.

Now he does it just because he enjoys the taste of a hot load from a fat nigger cock.

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,465

@278,448 (A)
At least neither of them sucked dick for heroin or had a father die of butthurt as a result of their progeny being such a failure

+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 27 seconds later, 15 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,466

@OP

Hey cupcake I'm still waiting for you to come show me what's what for making fun of your dead daddy... but you just keep ignoring me. You're starting to hurt my feelings.

:'[

Have you got your finances sorted out yet or are you still sucking dick for h? I assure you that saving up your change and taking a little vacation to FL would be much more satisfying than any opiate.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,467

@previous (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
I am saving up my change....you bet'cha..

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 26 seconds later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,469

@278,466 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
He's still trying to get over his butthurt about being banned from scatchan

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 18 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,470

@278,467 (A)
What about your dad's life insurance money, or did you already blow that on dope?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 28 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,489

@278,469 (C)
That could take years.

@278,467 (A)
Please hurry, I can't wait forever for you to man the fuck up.

Come and put me out of my misery.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,497

newsmakers.jpg@OP

You sound a bit cross.

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,506

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
You might find it hard to believe, but the OP is almost 50 years old and raging like an autist at a 17 year old girl.

+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,509

OP

.can I get an amen??

That you have. She is a lazy drug abusing tramp.

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,512

@previous (H)
Pull your tongue out of Bert's disease and nigger cock ravaged asshole, Syntax

·Triptych — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 46 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,513

@278,509 (H)
says the 70 year old man who inquires about the virginity of a 19 year old pot head
lel

+Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 47 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #278,514

@278,509 (H)
Disregard that. I suck cocks anonymously.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 56 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #278,558

@278,489 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)
as I just informed you on the other thread....my wrists are thicker than your scrawny lil neck..son.....yep..

·Triptych — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #278,559

@previous (A)
Obesity is not a good thing, you know.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #278,562

@previous (Triptych )
I can look down and see my goose..

+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #278,563

cwc1.jpg@278,558 (A)
@previous (A)
@OP

<--- You.

+HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #278,571

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·Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #278,576

@previous (HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY)
You said you want to suck off a fag. That is retarded. (Tranny=fag)

+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,577

I never had a job

·Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 43 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,578

@278,576 (H)
> Tranny=fag

This a million times.

It incenses me that crypto-homos will feign the trappings of heterosexuality with tranny-worship.

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,583

@278,558 (A)
Fat fuck

+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,587

I have come to the conclusion that bert must have autism. I can find no other reason why he would be so self-assured in his own badass-ness and still become visibly irate over internet bullshitting. And then there's that delusion that he is an all-important (and well-like) presence which other people bask in...

·Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,588

@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Is it bad that I read his posts with CWC's voice?

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 4 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,589

@278,558 (A)
I'm sure you've spent countless hours masturbating to get them to that point since you've never known a woman (known in the biblical sense). You'll be in for a surprise if you drag your pathetic ass down here, gramps.

You're not even remotely intimidating, you're scared to post your face, and all you can make are empty threats. You can barely afford to keep a roof over your head and you're almost 50. You're a cautionary tale for future generations so they don't become massive fuck ups and drains on the economy like you.

Apart from your obvious cowardice the real reason I think you won't post your face or dox or come to FL is because you're on probation and are a registered sex offender. Have we seem you on an episode of to catch a predator by chance? Is that why you won't show your face?

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,594

@278,588 (J)
I'm going to start doing this

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 45 seconds later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,595

@278,562 (A)

> I can look down and see my goose..

@278,588 (J)
I think he meant to say "duck".

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,597

@278,588 (J)
That is the most logical method.

·Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,602

@278,594 (C)
He even uses several CWCisms. http://www.scatchan.net/topic/17830#reply_145898

·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,603

@previous (J)
> hanky panky

LOLOLOL

·HaikerensGuide !dBGi/iH4eY — 13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,605

@278,576 (H)
> doesn't get the reference

+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,621

@278,445 (Triptych )
Come to where I reside! I can hook you up with a job and temporary residence

+HaikerensGuide !0VegJ9Jl.Q — 13.3 years ago, 42 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,634

You know, not everyone comes from a trailer park.

+Morbid — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,636

TL;DR

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,639

@278,587 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
At this point I'd just like Bert to make good on his promise. Autism is no excuse anyway. Although I'm sure he's impressing the ladies with his bravado, there's no telling how many he's made "squiryt" without even touching them.

If he does show I'll be content to have him lick the sole of my boots clean and get tinychan.org tattooed to his forehead at a friends shop.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,640

@278,513 (Triptych )
Def is a harmless old pervert. Modern medicine can no longer help his erectile dysfunction so he acts out so that people will think he's still virile and not the impotent geezer he actually is.

+Anonymous Q — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,710

fag.png@278,639 (Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk)

·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,726

@previous (Q)
sup bert

·Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 23 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,732

@278,710 (Q)
Lol

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