Topic: >that feel when you really need to shit but can't
+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #23,228
Ouch. Sharing a house with someone, need to shit real bad after a strong coffee but bathroom is taken
+On !Uvm54ORbmo — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #278,114
shit on the lawn
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+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 11 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,252
Do it in paper bag, light it, and leave it outside the bathroom door. Then wait for your roommate to come out of the crapper. Job's a good'un.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,254
I did it out of the window, ye olde English style
+mechano !LYMRydIKnk — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,257
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,259
·mechano !LYMRydIKnk — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,261
·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 39 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,262
@278,254 (A)
> I did it out of the window, ye olde English style
This is a lie, you didn't do that. For starters, to crap out of the window you would've had to stand on a chair of some kind and lean your arse quite far out into the open air. How many windows after all are situated at groin height? Now, at that angle, the turd would have exited your arsehole and curled inwards towards your bollocks and thighs, smearing them heavily. There's no way you did that. Plus, it is broad daylight where you are now, meaning that - again, with your arse so far out of the window as it would have had to be, many people would have seen what you were doing.
This is a lie, you didn't do what you said you did.
> I did it out of the window, ye olde English style
This is a lie, you didn't do that. For starters, to crap out of the window you would've had to stand on a chair of some kind and lean your arse quite far out into the open air. How many windows after all are situated at groin height? Now, at that angle, the turd would have exited your arsehole and curled inwards towards your bollocks and thighs, smearing them heavily. There's no way you did that. Plus, it is broad daylight where you are now, meaning that - again, with your arse so far out of the window as it would have had to be, many people would have seen what you were doing.
This is a lie, you didn't do what you said you did.
+Anonymous E — 13.3 years ago, 56 seconds later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,264
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,267
@278,262 (C)
I live in an old victorian English house. The windows open out like a car door with a vertical drop straght down. My shite was brought on from 2 mugs of strong coffee so the shite was wet and the force puched it right out and onto the pavement below. I also have baby wipes so was able to clean up.
I live in an old victorian English house. The windows open out like a car door with a vertical drop straght down. My shite was brought on from 2 mugs of strong coffee so the shite was wet and the force puched it right out and onto the pavement below. I also have baby wipes so was able to clean up.
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·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,272
@previous (A)
No. Not like you say. You did not take a shit out of the fucking window and I want you to fucking acknowledge it.
No. Not like you say. You did not take a shit out of the fucking window and I want you to fucking acknowledge it.
·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 12 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,273
@previous (C)
But I did. When you got to shit, you got to shit and I wasn't about to crap my pants like Chris Chan.
But I did. When you got to shit, you got to shit and I wasn't about to crap my pants like Chris Chan.
+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 5 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #278,529
Shit in your housemate's pillowcase.
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