Topic: i like a lesbian chick
+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #23,144
I had no idea.. shes my friend and I have a crush on her, shes really hot. But like, Yesterday we were alone and I got the guts to ask her out.. She looked at me, took my hands, and said "im sorry , I'm.. not intersted, your a great guy but the thing is.. is that Im lesbian. "
> _< agghh my dick cant wait
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later[T] [B] #277,032
You should show her that she's truly a heterosexual via sexually pleasing her. Otherwise, you might as well turn in your man card. It's bound to get stolen soon enough.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 8 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #277,039
tell her you like to watch
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,078
turn her
+postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,090
Rhymes with tape, sounds like crepe.
+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 6 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,091
She isn't a lesbian, she just wants you to leave her alone.
+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 8 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,100
@previous (F)
Yeah, that's probably true
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 51 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,110
@277,090 (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
Do me a favor via taking your own life by any means neccesary.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 — 13.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,113
@previous (B)
Mine was a joke, you're the guy who actually thinks he can "turn" lesbians. You're the laughing stock of the western world.
·Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,115
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
Are you implying it's impossible to make "lesbians" enjoy dick?
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 — 13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 10 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,119
+Antikhristos !M6R0eWkIpk — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 14 hours after the original post[T] [B] #277,191
@OP
She's actually straight but wanted to let you down easy so you wouldn't feel bad.
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