Topic: strange dream
+postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 — 13.3 years ago #23,120
Around a table with some people I know, and some I did not. A guy I don't know tells me "Don't wake up, this is very important. Pay attention." I then had a shot of vodka, and I just listened to people talk. I can assure you what they told me was very important, but unfortunately I can't repeat any of it. I woke up sick to my stomach, and my mouth tasted like alcohol and metal as crimson flooded my toilet bowl, splashing up and staining the sides.
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later[T] [B] #276,769
You were molested at an early age.
+sage — 13.3 years ago, 28 seconds later, 2 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,770
I doubt this ever happened.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,771
@previous (sage )
I can assure you, it did.
·sage — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,772
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
No, you can't. That is impossible.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 7 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,773
@previous (sage )
I ASSURE you.
·sage — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 9 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,774
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
There is no possible way you could ever assure me of a dream which you claim to have had. You're a liar.
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,775
@OP
And instead of going to the hospital because you're vomiting blood, you decide to post your little tale on Tinychan...riiiggghhtttt.
+Autphag !fvna3QzWVM — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,778
This is your comeuppance for crypto-Jewish activities.
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,783
Generally, you stop drinking and ask for a refill when you get to the bottom of the glass. It's not meant to be eaten like a bowl from a taco salad.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 5 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,796
@276,775 (D)
Clearly the blood was the result of the dream. No reason to call the hospital over issues caused by the unspeakable ones.
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I had a good laugh.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 1 day later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #277,126
@previous (postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6)
You're an idiot.
·postmortem !!v2oCFlj.6 (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #277,159
@previous (D)
You're the guy who goes on /x/ "debunking" claims.
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