Topic: who would win in a fight between anti and justin bieber..?
+Anonymous A — 13.3 years ago #23,107
I'd have to go with Bieber..
+Anonymous B — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later[T] [B] #276,611
Literally anyone and everyone could beat you in a fight, bert. Just give us a break via committing suicide.
+Antikhristos — 13.3 years ago, 17 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,620
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,624
Beiber is a bit of a girl, though. Still he could give someone a nasty bruise with his handbag.
+Scatman — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 40 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,625
@OP
Kill yourself
Kill yourself
+Anonymous F — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 45 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,627
beiber's mommy as kid.+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 54 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #276,632
didn't some guy actually get "beaten up" by beiber because he knew if he fought back he'd be sued to hell and back for striking a minor with a shitton of disposable income?
·Antikhristos — 13.3 years ago, 22 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #276,637
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
I would be afraid for my life and assume Bieber was armed and be forced to shoot him. Although he may become a martyr for the anti-gun lobbyists after that.
That's a hilarious anecdote though, I haven't seen the story but I hope the victim sued Bieber.
@276,624 (D)
I took a krav maga class but they didn't explain how to disarm a child with a purse. I'm fucked.
@276,627 (F)
I'm pretty sure she was on Full House.
@OP
> Bert is a belieber
I would be afraid for my life and assume Bieber was armed and be forced to shoot him. Although he may become a martyr for the anti-gun lobbyists after that.
That's a hilarious anecdote though, I haven't seen the story but I hope the victim sued Bieber.
@276,624 (D)
I took a krav maga class but they didn't explain how to disarm a child with a purse. I'm fucked.
@276,627 (F)
I'm pretty sure she was on Full House.
@OP
> Bert is a belieber
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 34 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #276,651
@previous (Antikhristos )
> I took a krav maga class but they didn't explain how to disarm a child with a purse. I'm fucked.
Oh you, it's easy, you ask him to for change for a $10 bill and whilst he is working that out and fiddling with his purse clasp, you beat him down with a daffodil.
> I took a krav maga class but they didn't explain how to disarm a child with a purse. I'm fucked.
Oh you, it's easy, you ask him to for change for a $10 bill and whilst he is working that out and fiddling with his purse clasp, you beat him down with a daffodil.
·Antikhristos — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #276,659
@previous (D)
I'm not sure if I can carry a daffodil even with my concealed weapons license. Are there any less lethal alternatives?
I'm not sure if I can carry a daffodil even with my concealed weapons license. Are there any less lethal alternatives?
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,663
@previous (Antikhristos )Do a Bobby Hill and yell "That's my purse! I don't know you!" while kicking him in the nuts.
·Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,666
·Antikhristos — 13.3 years ago, 55 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,685
@276,663 (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)
Good call.
@previous (D)
By gross you mean you found it strangely arousing, right?
Good call.
@previous (D)
By gross you mean you found it strangely arousing, right?
+Anonymous H — 13.3 years ago, 13 hours later, 16 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,799
·Antikhristos — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 19 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,806
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