Topic: talk to me k
+ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY — 13.3 years ago #23,010
sup...
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+Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 13 minutes later[T] [B] #275,373
shop till u drop oi
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #275,374
+Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 35 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #275,375
Go climb a tree and braid your hair.
+Anonymous D — 13.3 years ago, 30 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #275,379
+FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #275,383
Go braid a tree and climb your hair.
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 10 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #275,386
+Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 2 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,403
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,405
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,406
@previous (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Good cause you're still in the running for one of some rag heads 72 Virgins, and you have to stay alert so you do not end up in last place.
Now we wait for Kookie to make rude comments.
Good cause you're still in the running for one of some rag heads 72 Virgins, and you have to stay alert so you do not end up in last place.
Now we wait for Kookie to make rude comments.
·Anonymous C — 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,409
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,410
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,411
+Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,412
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 21 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,417
@275,410 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Back a few months ago I researched that back when I thought the number was 77 Virgins.
Turns out the Koran Qur'an just as the Bible ...Multiple translations that differ in huge ways.
In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts.
ducky do you measure up to any of this?
Physical Attributes:
Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes
Like pearls
Hairless except the eye brows and the head
In addition to Quranic translations of 78:33 specifying the virgins will be voluptuous, Sahih International translates it as "full-breasted [companions] of equal age". Tafsir al-Jalalayn says "and buxom maidens (kawā‘ib is the plural of kā‘ib) of equal age (atrāb is the plural of tirb)". Several Islamic scholars explain that they will have "large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang".
Beautiful
White skinned
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall
7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width
Transparent to the marrow of their bones
Eternally young
Companions of equal age
Sexual Attributes:
Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
Virgins
Voluptuous/full-breasted
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
Appetizing vaginas
Personality Attributes:
Chaste
Restraining their glances
Modest gaze
Other Attributes:
Physical Attributes:
Splendid
Pure
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating
non-urinating/ non-defecating
Damn Koran is just as Whacky as the Bible. They cannot make mind up about boobs and and and No pissing? What kind of woman is this (wood save on cost of TP) but but???
Back a few months ago I researched that back when I thought the number was 77 Virgins.
Turns out the Koran Qur'an just as the Bible ...Multiple translations that differ in huge ways.
In Islam, the concept of 72 virgins (houri) refers to an aspect of Jannah (Paradise). This concept is grounded in Qur'anic text which describe a sensual Paradise where believing men are rewarded by being wed to virgins with "full grown", "swelling" or "pears-shaped" breasts.
ducky do you measure up to any of this?
Physical Attributes:
Wide and beautiful/lovely eyes
Like pearls
Hairless except the eye brows and the head
In addition to Quranic translations of 78:33 specifying the virgins will be voluptuous, Sahih International translates it as "full-breasted [companions] of equal age". Tafsir al-Jalalayn says "and buxom maidens (kawā‘ib is the plural of kā‘ib) of equal age (atrāb is the plural of tirb)". Several Islamic scholars explain that they will have "large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang".
Beautiful
White skinned
60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall
7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width
Transparent to the marrow of their bones
Eternally young
Companions of equal age
Sexual Attributes:
Untouched / with hymen unbroken by sexual intercourse
Virgins
Voluptuous/full-breasted
With large, round breasts which are not inclined to hang
Appetizing vaginas
Personality Attributes:
Chaste
Restraining their glances
Modest gaze
Other Attributes:
Physical Attributes:
Splendid
Pure
Non-menstruating / non-urinating/ non-defecating
non-urinating/ non-defecating
Damn Koran is just as Whacky as the Bible. They cannot make mind up about boobs and and and No pissing? What kind of woman is this (wood save on cost of TP) but but???
·Anonymous G — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,421
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 2 seconds later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,422
@275,417 (Syntax )
> 60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall
> 7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width
uhhh... I don't think those metric translations are correct.
> non-urinating/ non-defecating
welp, no chance of matt becoming a suicide bomber in the name of Allah.
> 60 cubits [27.5 meters] tall
> 7 cubits [3.2 meters] in width
uhhh... I don't think those metric translations are correct.
> non-urinating/ non-defecating
welp, no chance of matt becoming a suicide bomber in the name of Allah.
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 3 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,430
@previous (FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI)I wondered if anyone wood pick up on those numbers. Turns out the proportions seem correct and keeping in mind how large heaven must be with black holes n all. Consider that 27.5 Meters translates in2 a 90 Foot tall chick and here is proof that such exists. (After she grows up a bit)
Oh my Satellite Antennas I use to contact n control my Satellites are all 6 Meters in size.
(Edited 40 seconds later.)
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 11 minutes later, 4 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,435
OK lots more verification of the 72 Virgins for Muslims.
For example, in the Sunan Ibn Majah, one of the six major Hadith collections, it states in a hasan (good) narration that every male admitted into Paradise will be given eternal erections and wed to 72 wives, all with libidinous sex organs. Similarly in another hadith with multiple narrators that has been graded hasan (good), it states that the martyr (shahid) will be married to seventy-two of al-hoor al-‘iyn.
In the Sunan al-Tirmidhi, another of the six major Hadith collections, it states that the smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode with seventy-two houri. Note that this is not a "weak Hadith that has no Sanad (chain of narrators)", as some have claimed. It has been graded hasan sahih gharib, meaning this hadith is hasan since it has several chains of transmitters, it is sahih as the chains are all authentic and it is gharib in the words that Imam Tirmidhi narrated.
Also reported in Sunan al-Kubra and Musnad Ahmad ibn Hanbal, and declared sahih (authentic) by Ibn Abi Shayba, Ibn Hibban, and al-Hakim is the hadith that states the servant in Paradise will be married with seventy wives and that they'll be given the sexual strength for a hundred.
Orthodox Muslim theologians have related further hadith that give us the exact number of 72, such as al-Ghazali who wrote, "[The Prophet said] the lowest rank of an inmate of Paradise will have eighty thousand servants and seventy two wives."
For example, in the Sunan Ibn Majah, one of the six major Hadith collections, it states in a hasan (good) narration that every male admitted into Paradise will be given eternal erections and wed to 72 wives, all with libidinous sex organs. Similarly in another hadith with multiple narrators that has been graded hasan (good), it states that the martyr (shahid) will be married to seventy-two of al-hoor al-‘iyn.
In the Sunan al-Tirmidhi, another of the six major Hadith collections, it states that the smallest reward for the people of Heaven is an abode with seventy-two houri. Note that this is not a "weak Hadith that has no Sanad (chain of narrators)", as some have claimed. It has been graded hasan sahih gharib, meaning this hadith is hasan since it has several chains of transmitters, it is sahih as the chains are all authentic and it is gharib in the words that Imam Tirmidhi narrated.
Also reported in Sunan al-Kubra and Musnad Ahmad ibn Hanbal, and declared sahih (authentic) by Ibn Abi Shayba, Ibn Hibban, and al-Hakim is the hadith that states the servant in Paradise will be married with seventy wives and that they'll be given the sexual strength for a hundred.
Orthodox Muslim theologians have related further hadith that give us the exact number of 72, such as al-Ghazali who wrote, "[The Prophet said] the lowest rank of an inmate of Paradise will have eighty thousand servants and seventy two wives."
+Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,610
+Anonymous I — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 7 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,622
Well ducky do you measure up?
·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 9 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,706
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 hours later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,879
·Syntax — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,881
+Anonymous J — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 11 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,883
·Anonymous E — 13.3 years ago, 1 hour later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,900
·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 12 minutes later, 13 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,902
@275,879 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
Ever been to the blue mountains? Its a pretty good ski resort, other than the pissy locals. Otherwise hotshot Vally? Or we can just get some coke and go 'ski'
Ever been to the blue mountains? Its a pretty good ski resort, other than the pissy locals. Otherwise hotshot Vally? Or we can just get some coke and go 'ski'
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 hours later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,969
+Anonymous K — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,973
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 17 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,975
·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,999
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,003
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 15 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,006
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,007
·Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6 — 13.3 years ago, 18 minutes later, 22 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,012
@276,003 (ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY)
What about Laughing gas?
What do you draw the line of "scary drugs"?
What about Laughing gas?
What do you draw the line of "scary drugs"?
(Edited 24 seconds later.)
·ducky !LZ0E5ojVGY (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 16 minutes later, 23 hours after the original post[T] [B] #276,014
@previous (Motherfuckin' !xHGARYoak6)
I dunno I just go by my instinct lol
ayahuasca seems fun. I want to try
I dunno I just go by my instinct lol
ayahuasca seems fun. I want to try
·FuckAlms !vX8K53rFBI — 13.3 years ago, 3 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #276,050
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