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Topic: Elementary Logic 101 - a user's guide for you, Fuckalms

+Immannuel Kant, aged 7. 13.3 years ago #22,965

Task 1 - analyse the following 2 situations and see if you can spot the contradiction:

a) "If you don't like The Doctor's posts, just ignore them. This is not your personal hugbox!" - Fuckalms

b) Fuckalms deletes all threads which mock the Doc, and then praises Doc's ability not to get upset at anti-Doc threads.


Task 2 - study the following 2 sentences and see if you can spot the specious reasoning:

a) "What I love about the Doctor is he gets raging tryhards to write epic posts of butthurt about him, and it doesn't faze him" - Fuckalms

b) Fuckalms posts epic rambling posts raging against people who mock his Doc.


Task 3 - peruse the following conditions, and try to isolate the convoluted sense of rationality:

a) "I am not going to delete The Doctor's shitposts just because they upset people. Grow up and quit being so sensitive" - Fuckalms.

b) Fuckalms deletes shitposts about The Doctor, and then goes into full turbocharged assrage about them.


Task 4 - skim the following statements, and have a go at pin-pointing the muddled thinking:

a) "The Doctor can easily look after himself, and I love how he never seems to get angry at anything which is written about him" - Fuckalms

b) Fuckalms flies to the Doctor's defense in every single Doc mock thread, posting screaming walls of text.


Task 5 - select a hole into which Fuckalms especially loves to feel the spindly shriveled hunk of Doctor man-meat sliding in:

a) his colon

b) his throat.

+The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later[T] [B] #274,855

7phil.jpg@OP

Nice effort. Didn't read.

+Anonymous C13.3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,856

> taking an internet bbs this seriously

+Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 23 seconds later, 5 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,857

website-count.jpgMay I suggest you take the users guide to the internet 101 course.

Then among all there is, I am sure you will find what you are looking for.

·Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 40 seconds later, 6 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,859

web pages total.JPG@previous (D)

·Immannuel Kant, aged 7. (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 13 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,861

@274,856 (C)

> >taking an internet bbs this seriously

lol, I know right :) And yet Fuckalms really doesn't see what we see - that by deleting and banning anyone who dares to laugh at the Doc he is contradicting his own advice not to take it so seriously.

I doubt he'll ever get it though. Thanks for the support bud, maybe Fuckalms will finally realise he's in a minority in not finding Doc to be a sad middle-aged loner and will quit protecting him.

·Anonymous C13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 16 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,864

@previous (Immannuel Kant, aged 7. )
You've been assraging about The Doctor for 2+ years, dude...

·Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 17 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,865

@274,861 (Immannuel Kant, aged 7. )
What do you find so difficult about just moving on?

I do not read or reply to doc posts. Why can't you learn?

Fuckalms can verify I just do not replay to those posts. Honest dude learn to change the channel.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,868

@previous (D)
You are making the same mistake the Doctor makes - this is funny to us. Understand that? It is not 'rage' or 'mad' or any of that. So if YOU don't like it, quit torturing yourself by clicking on threads which are obviously a part of the Doc/Anti-Doc drama.

Now you tell me, what about that is difficult for YOU to understand, petal?

Secondly, because I am not typing with the inbred thumbs of 3rd cousin lust, it takes me all of 2 minutes to write this stuff. I apologise if it takes you significantly longer to read it.

+Anonymous E13.3 years ago, 13 seconds later, 23 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,869

But can't you guys see this is all a mutual piss take. IRL who cares - this is fictional entertainment.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 26 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,871

@previous (E)

> But can't you guys see this is all a mutual piss take. IRL who cares - this is fictional entertainment.

Thank-you.

And no, they can't see that. 'Trolling' on here is something only the Doctor is allowed to do. Anybody else who does it is 'mad'.

+Anonymous F13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,872

@274,868 (A)

Us, meaning you and your samefagging? You need serious help for your Autism, man.

·Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 1 second later, 27 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,873

@274,868 (A)
Hey if this stuff makes you happy? Who/Whom am I to interfere.

Go on with your rage if it pleases you. I never understood the appeal of all those info commercials yet clearly someone is watching that shit.

So now I understand what you want. You want more of what is the so called doc drama or rama. OK

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 5 minutes later, 32 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,874

@274,872 (F)

> Us, meaning you and your samefagging? You need serious help for your Autism, man.

Yep, forgot that one too. Any 2 or more people who dare to laugh at the Doc is 1 person 'samefagging'. Whereas woe betide anyone who dares suggest the Doc is using sock accounts, by Christ will Fuckalms fly into a rage over that one.

(Edited 1 minute later.)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 44 seconds later, 33 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,875

@274,873 (D)
Were you not able to answer the question I asked you? Difficult one for you, was it?

·Anonymous D13.3 years ago, 8 minutes later, 42 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,883

@previous (A)
> You are making the same mistake the Doctor makes - this is funny to us. Understand that? It is not 'rage' or 'mad' or any of that. So if YOU don't like it, quit torturing yourself by clicking on threads which >are obviously a part of the Doc/Anti-Doc drama.

> Now you tell me, what about that is difficult for YOU to understand, petal?

I thought I did. It is very rare I reply to one of the Doc drama threads. I only did because Fuckalms set up a post and I replied there and now here. But trust this I have fare more better and fun places on net to post so shoot you have your fun and I will have mine.

Carry on. Enjoy your fun and I will enjoy mine.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 44 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,884

@previous (D)
Fair enough, let's leave it at that then. No offence meant to you.

·Syntax 13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 48 minutes after the original post[T] [B] #274,891

@previous (A)
Nor none to you and this tyme I identified myself. Long ago I worked out a way to kill all images from Doc posts because they are so boring. Fuckalms however may enjoy. Takes a village to make this world.

Damn fool even tried to tell me over a year ago its not possible to eliminate the images. So when someone says he is net savvy I have to laff.

+Anonymous G13.3 years ago, 20 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,905

> Still making these rage threads about the doc and fuckalms

I generally dislike the doctor until I see him making people this mad.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,906

@previous (G)
@274,871 (A)
> 'Trolling' on here is something only the Doctor is allowed to do. Anybody else who does it is 'mad'.

·Anonymous G13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,911

@previous (A)

When did I say the doctor wasn't mad? You're all as dumb as each other.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,913

doc doc.jpg@previous (G)

> You're all as dumb as each other.

You seem upset.

+Syntax 13.3 years ago, 9 seconds later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,915

@274,891 (Syntax )
Disregard that. Eye sucky suck thee cock cocks.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 1 hour after the original post[T] [B] #274,923

x311.jpgSure is mad in here.

+8ch 13.3 years ago, 19 hours later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,178

Fuck this thread.

+Anonymous J13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 21 hours after the original post[T] [B] #275,180

133338833815612.jpg@274,923 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> Sure is mad in here.

+Anonymous K13.3 years ago, 10 hours later, 1 day after the original post[T] [B] #275,340

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·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 18 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,618

dr excellence.png@275,180 (J)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 27 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,644

@275,340 (K)
You read gold, son. Pure fucking unalloyed gold.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,646

0119_dr-phil_280x340.jpg@previous (A)
As a person suffering from autism, OP considers everything he writes to e pure gold.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,648

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> to e pure

As a person with one constant hand on his mouldy mound of musty medical manshaft, and one eye on the flickering grainy images of child rape on his computer screen, The Doctor sometimes makes typos.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,649

DRP_SHOWS_320x285_1.jpg@previous (A)
Longwinded autistic rambling; didn't read.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,651

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

> Longwinded autistic rambling; didn't read.

You did, however, click and reply within 30 seconds of the post being written, yer big lifeless nonce yer!

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,658

x311.jpg@previous (A)
Waiter, this pasta is stale.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,662

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Officer, this man is a ponce.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 9 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,665

3014DrPhil320NEW_.jpg@previous (A)
Nurse, this autist is huffy.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,667

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Your honour, this man could not possibly have raped the child. His mother can attest he has not left his basement since 1987.

+Anonymous L13.3 years ago, 3 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,668

@OP
TL;DR lel

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 4 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,673

@previous (L)
Yeah ya did Doc, we've been through this already.

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,677

dr-phil.jpg@275,667 (A)
> super cross

@previous (A)
> super duper cross

·Anonymous L13.3 years ago, 2 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,683

@275,673 (A)
So huffy you can't see straight, lel.

·Faggot-to-english translator 13.3 years ago, 14 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #275,701

@275,644 (A)
> this is me being a worthless faggot, please disregard and give me a nigger cock to choke on


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(Edited 3 minutes later.)


+Anonymous M13.3 years ago, 15 hours later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,019

phil-excellence.jpg@275,618 (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> derivative crap
> american capitalization

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 49 minutes later, 2 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,024

dr excellence.png@previous (M)

·Anonymous M13.3 years ago, 6 hours later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,229

phil-excellence.jpg@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
> derivative crap
> american capitalization

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 31 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,233

dr excellence.png@previous (M)

+Anonymous N13.3 years ago, 46 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,248

@OP

You're autistic as fuck.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 32 seconds later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,249

@previous (N)
Go to bed, Doc

·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 24 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,262

dr excellence.png@previous (A)

It isn't even dark yet where I am.

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 7 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,269

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)
Ok Anon N

(Edited 28 seconds later.)


·The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY13.3 years ago, 6 minutes later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,275

dr excellence.png@previous (A)

·Anonymous A (OP) — 13.3 years ago, 1 minute later, 3 days after the original post[T] [B] #276,277

@previous (The Doctor !7MHPahvoGY)

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