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New reply in topic: You ever get that moment after sex where god talks to you and says son you have destroyed your only

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Chance to get in to heaven with this
debauchery

And you’re like waiting for satan to say something
Like on your other shoulder tempting you

But he never said anything
Only god
Sometimes I think I’m the satan
And all I been saying is “yeah fuck yeah fuck ythat feels good”
I’m normally silent during sex but my ex girlfriend didn’t like it
So I started saying things
God talked to me before that

I’ve been having a lot of sex this month
You’d think god would have more to do in December
Like his sons birthday party
But he took out time from the conga to tell
Me I shouldn’t be pounding puss
On Christmas Day