TinyChan

To follow up on this :
Sometimes you do a giant poop
And it makes your butthole sting all day
Now I think about it
Might have be the fiery Cheesey poofs I got from Lidl
Never had a spicy food that made my butthole hurt
Now I have
I was going to say the turd gave me a middle finger
As the toilet swallowed him
You ever do a big shit it kind of had clogs the toilet
And the toilet takes some time to chew on it
And then swallows it whole in one big violent motion?
Well that happened,
The turd was flipping me off before being violently consumed by the toilet
And I thought he had last laugh because my asshole stinging
But maybe both me and the turd are burning in hellfire
And the toilet chilling

You know I once visited a toilet in Vietnam and it was built for little ladies
Ladies only toilet built by charity
But they let me use it because I was westerner and said oh you are used to this we are hospitable
But the toilet was so small my big white chubby British rump
Caused a seal around the bowl
Designed for petite Vietnamese lady butts
And I got suctioned to the thing for a bit
Until I did a wiggle
That toilet was a real nigga
Gonna eat me whole
Wew

Anyway
My asshole is stinging