@677,619
Can’t believe all these guys want kids
So much they’d turn down such a nice lady
Isn’t my ducks enough
To sit down with on a Sunday afternoon
Watching some YouTube conspiracy channel
and giggling
As you put your fingers on her cheek
And give it a squeeze
Saying “I’m just checking you aren’t an alien”
And she says I’m not you goof
And you say “I think you are an alien in a human suit, I just need to find the zip”
As he picks up her hand and inspects it
Getting his face close up to her neck
Running his fingers down her spine
“Not here”
As he playfully undresses ducky
Under her top, under her shorts?
Is the zip here? Is it here?
Anyway …..
erm…
Send me your tinder login details I’ll get you a date maybe