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New reply in topic: I went on a date with ducky once

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We went to this expensive restaurant she suggested
And I didn’t have the money even for a starter
And she wanted me to pay because she paid for my flights and I was staying with here
I stated drinking a lot and got drunk
Had the idea to dine and dash and leave ducky
I thought well she can probably offer her sex services
And get it for free
That’s what women do right haha high five
Anyway
Turns out she invited all the cooks and stuff back after work finished
Promised them they could run a train to cover the bill
I was already home and I was passed out
Turns out the cooks and stuff were all gay
And they all took turns fucking me in the ass
I woke up but pretended I didn’t because I was kind of freaked out
These guys were all French and saying things in French
Maybe they were from Quebec
They smelled of garlic and onions
I guess they were chefs and that’s why and not because they were French?
My assole stung a bit
I don’t know if it was because of
Their garlic hands?
Or their big dicks?
Anyway
ducky had the last laugh
She is such a savvy prankster
She made me eat at that restaurant 4 more times 😤