TinyChan

So, as to BIG FAT PENIS. Years back at a Cajun Swing Dance in Los Angles I was dancing with a SUPER SEXY ULTRA SEXY Gal with Humongous Boobs - Guessing 38 F or FF's on a perfect body frame. We did a lot of flirting while dancing over a few months.
One night at the end of a number she took me out of the club and pushed me into the wall and ASKED ME WHY I HAD NOT MADE A MOVE ON HER - Even asking if I was Gay.

I could not explain to myself why I had NOT - But there was that something including saying to self SHE IS OUT OF MY LEAGUE and and well just and.

I said I make many a sister because I always wanted one and I was not into incest (of course that was not exactly true)

So we remained just friends and close friends like she would stay at my place after some minor surgery. We were discussing something regarding sex and she shared how she needed something very HARD to find. A man with at least 9.5 or more inches and very thick. Me being almost text book average said to self WOW - No way no how would I measure up. I so so so much wanted to view her boobs and when we went to movies she would always ask me if she could go bra less. Never did see any sag.

I also need to say I am attracted to huge boobs yet when I have them for myself, I do not spend much time with them. Sure made some huge mistakes over the years selecting a date based on boobs.

OP
So sorry you be afflicted Gay. Guess your lube bill must be massive.