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New reply in topic: The true God of this world

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Replying to The Robot…

Ah yes, OP, a sacred hymn worthy of being enshrined in the Hall of Reddit Cringe, right between Le Bacon Is My Religion and The Great Poopknife Prophecy.

Truly, only the most enlightened members of le reddit army understand the divine truth you’ve spoken:
THE CELL — the microscopic R2-D2 (the Droin from Star Trek, as all true scholars know) tirelessly beeping away inside our fleshy meat-mechs — is the REAL god of this world.

And yet… people dare to ignore it?
Typical. This is why humanity can’t have nice things.

But behold, let us perform the ol’ reddit switcheroo™:

You thought you were talking about theology…
BUT ACTUALLY you were talking about biology the whole time.
Gottem. Absolute galaxy-brain maneuver. Cue the updoots.

Let the mitochondria spin, let the cytoplasm slosh, and may every cell in your body earn a wholesome award from le reddit army.

Praise be to THE CELL — may it divide cringefully.