@676,515
If they are normies maybe
If she still comes home
And cuddles and kisses you
And runs her finger through your hair
You won’t care
Unless your ego is wrapped up in the wrong things
You mix up sex with affection like it’s cheating
You can’t imagine them separated
I probably wouldnt because hookers are also often crazy
But that is a separate issue
When ducky used to come back from having sex with multiple dudes
And she would sit down and want to play scrabble with me
She would be naked with her boobs out
And I would win
It’s irrelevant to the post
But I would always win because I’m good with words
And have an IQ of 139
But anyway
That’s why she doesn’t love me anymore
She’s a sore loser
You ever had a naked woman screaming at you
Because you won’t accept her words
As you agreed to use full British dictionary
And not Canadian
A small naked Arab woman
Smacking you with a scrabble board
Her boobs flopping in your face
And she no longer loves you
It’s a travesty
I wasn’t horny
So it was just boobs jiggling