Nintendo Switch 2
-You are paying full price for 8 year old games.
-You are paying extra for update patches.
-You are paying more than launch price for DLSS upscaled 8 year old games.
-You are paying monthly for online gameplay, and 1990's Discord.
-You are paying a extra monthly on top of the first monthly subscription for Always Online Game Rentals (You Own Nothing)
-You are paying $80 for a stick drift ridden imitation mouse with the worst ergonomics in the world.
-You are paying extra for a 480p web cam with no OIS, or SIS, no zoom or wide angle lenses.
-You are paying for a Switch 1 emulator that is locked by DRM inside the Switch 2. (LMAO of course they DMCA'd Ryujinx it was free and had native 4k texture and 120fps mod support without DLSS garbage).
-You are paying for all the DLC you already paid for in your 8 year old games again.
-You will pay for another Switch 2 (OLED) in a year or two as soon as the LCD version sales slow down, and you will pay even more then, than you do now.
And Nintendo calls me a pirate. I couldn't steal this much from people if I tried.