Notice: Home alone tonight?
SALLY FORTH
TED : "RULE #1 OF COMIC CONS: WHATEVER YOU WANT TO BUY, GET IT THE FIRST DAY. AFTER THAT EVERYTHING YOU WANT IS EITHER SOLD OUT OR NOT IN YOUR SIZE.
RULE #2: DON'T SPEND ALL DAY ON THE SHOW FLOOR OR YOU'LL JUST KEEP BUYING THINGS YOU DON'T NEED. COMIC CONS SHOULD BE ABOUT THE PANELS."
SALLY : "UH, TED, HOW DO YOU KNOW ALL THIS? WE'VE NEVER BEEN TO A CON BEFORE."
TED : "RULE #3: WHATEVER PANEL YOU WANT TO ATTEND, YOU SHOULD'VE GOTTEN IN LINE YESTERDAY. SO LET'S GO TO ARTIST ALLEY AND SEE IF SOMEONE WILL DRAW HEATHCLIFF AND CARFIELD AS BATTLE CAT AND CRINGER."