CLASSIC DOONESBURY
SERGEANT. B.D : "REMEMBER, PEOPLE, WHEN YOU'RE IN A HOSTILE ENVIRONMENT, THE GROUND IS YOUR BEST FRIEND!
IF YOU TAKE NOTHING ELSE INTO THE FIELD, MAKE SURE YOU'RE CARRYING AN ENTRENCHING TOOL!
THE SHALLOWEST TRENCH - ANY DEPRESSION - GREATLY ENHANCES YOUR CHANCES OF SURVIVAL! YES, QUESTION IN THE BACK."
JOURNALIST : "YEAH, WOULDN'T A HOTEL ROOM WORK JUST AS WELL?"
SERGEANT. B.D : "YOU'RE A PUNDIT, I TAKE IT."