> Although his daughter tells him that it's time to go to the Grandparents' Tea at Lucy's school, Old fatfuck would rather watch his soap and tell her about his stay in Ireland around the time of the Easter Rising of 1916. He and Remy had just arrived from Mexico and were waiting tables and washing dishes in order to get the fare to go to London. fatfuck tried to impress a girl called Maggie who assumed he must be rich, what with him being American