Dilbert / Scott Adams
DOGBERT : "TRY THIS LITTLE TRICK TO IMPROVE YOUR CAREER...
ANYTIME YOU WANT SOMETHING YOUR WAY, SIMPLY REFER TO YOUR CEO BY HIS FIRST NAME AND SAY HE GAVE YOU DIRECTIONS DURING YOUR VERY RECENT MEETING.
IT'S TOTALLY UNVERIFIABLE PEOPLE WILL FEAR YOU AND DO AS YOU SAY. YOU'LL RULE WITH AN IRON FIST!"
DILBERT : "YOU'ARE A FUNNY LITTLE DOG."