Notice: Home alone tonight?
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HORATIO : "HI, PEOPLE! I'M HORATIO AND THIS IS SAMANTHA. AND WE'RE YOUR ORIENTATION COUNCILLORS!"
SAMANTHA : "WE'RE BASICALLY HERE TO HELP YOU TO GET TO KNOW THE NEW SCHOOL AND YOUR NEW FRIENDS BETTER!"
HORATIO : "YUP! AND WE BE DOING THIS MOSTLY THROUGH A SERIES OF ACTIVITIES AND GAMES DESIGNED TO PROMOTE SOCIAL INTERACTION!
LIKE 'WHAT'S YOUR PHONE NUMBER?'"
SAMANTHA : "HORATIO! BEHAVE!"