Domestos - 1
Artifact
2B (Tap): Sacrifice a creature you control and destroy target creature you do not. You lose 2 life.
"Up yer dosage."
Skynet - 9
Artifact Creature - Tinycomrade Cat
2: Skycat gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever Skynet attacks or blocks discard 2 cards. If you cannot discard a card Skynet deals damage to you equal to its power.
Target opponent may discard 6 cards to gain control of Skynet.
"Beep bop boop"
"We need more power!"
11/11
FND Outbreak - 3BBB
Sorcery
Destroy all tapped creatures.
Crippling Alcoholism 3BB
Enchantment
4(T): gain control of target creature, exile target creature at end of turn.
Meh.