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v Fuck a shit up your ass, it's OBAMA2000!!!Anonymous10.1 years
Buttshits.Anonymous10.1 years
v I'll sass whomever the fuck I want. Just call me Ms.Sassafras.Anonymous10.1 years
v Dontcha sass me or I won't have you excommunicated. Anonymous10.1 years
v I have Satan in my life, thank you very much.Anonymous10.1 years
Ya'll mothafuckas need Satan. Anonymous10.1 years
I thought it was.Anonymous10.1 years
v Kewl symbolic suns, bro.Anonymous10.1 years
卍 卍 卍 卍 卍 卍Anonymous10.1 years
niceAnonymous10.1 years
v This just in... GO SUCK A DONKEY'S DICK, IT'S OBAMA2000!!!!!!!!Anonymous10.1 years
vvvv I thought we was bruddahz in shitposts. :(

srsly jus fling me dat mod bling blang for like a minute or 5ever.
Anonymous10.1 years
BumpAnonymous10.1 years
ButtshitsAnonymous10.1 years
???Anonymous10.1 years
vvvv Dats sum bling bling mod for a nugget n NO AINT GUNNA GIB MAH BLING BLING OUT >:[Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years
v Nugget lover.Anonymous10.1 years
*burp*Anonymous10.1 years
vvv Your mod is shinier though. Pls gib.Anonymous10.1 years
No one is disputing this.Anonymous10.1 years
But im awesomeAnonymous10.1 years
v U can hav mod, but not mine MAH MOD IS MINE >:[Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years
vv I thought you car'd. :'[Anonymous10.1 years
NNNNNNNNNNUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETTTTTTTTTTTZ!Anonymous10.1 years
v NO WAI ITS MAH MODZ ITS MINE ALL MINE ARRGGUSNSDKLANBANugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years
v ...plox?Anonymous10.1 years
U CANNOT HABE MAH MODZ! >:[Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years
v NoAnonymous10.1 years
vv No. Anonymous10.1 years
v No. Anonymous10.1 years
Can I B mod. I've been an inactive mod on tinychan since ltamake days. I hosted the site for a bit when ltamake leftAnonymous10.1 years
I can has modz?Anonymous10.1 years
vvv C'mon, nugget. Not everyone is supposed to know about that. Besides it's forced euthanasia, not forced 'extremely painful death by claw or maul as collatarel damage in the next grate world war'.Anonymous10.1 years
BonkersNugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years
ButtShirtsAnonymous10.1 years
vvv Why should I cars? Global forced euthanasia would take all lives anyway.Nugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years
[Hits Bowl] So, we're "beings" of some sort, just...

What are we supposed to be?
Anonymous10.1 years
BampuAnonymous10.1 years
v That'd be absolute madness, you monster! Do you have any idea how many lives you're nonchalantly talking about throwing away?!Anonymous10.1 years
Bring in dogs, third world warNugget Springroll !Uvm54ORbmo10.1 years
Update: Cat still appears docile. It's gone into some form of stasis and I've put out some non-laced nip in the hopes of buying me some time. We may never truly understand what transpired last night, but all I know is someone has to dispose of the bodies. I'll continue to record my observations and produce the study privately for peer review under a pseudonym. In brighter news, it turns out that one other soul, [REDACTED#2] managed to survive the onslaught, so at least I won't have to bury the dead alone.Anonymous10.1 years
hhhhh !utWEud8dUs10.1 years
Update: I don't understand. When their leader approached me, I knew I was on a oneway train out of this hell. Instead it just climbed onto my lap and purred peacefully once I got the nerve to pet it. This 180 makes no sense. Still fearing for my life, I hold on to one hope... escape.
Beside my chair in the control room lays the remains of my mentor and national socialist comrade, Alexei, one of mother Russia's finest viriologists. I asked God what any of us did to deserve such a fate... god didn't answer.
Anonymous10.1 years
[hits bong]Anonymous10.1 years
Update: Cat purring happily in my lap, as if nothing at all had transpired this night.Anonymous10.1 years
Update: One of the cats has declared itself their leader... and they've just mauled another cat wrangler to death. The w-worst part... is the screams. The screams. These are the primeval screams of the damned, a sound that knows no religion, ethnicity, or nationality... it seems universal to us all... and I hope none of you ever hear it. The dead pay a high price for their peace. [REDACTED] and I are barricaded inside the control room. Not sure how much longer we can hold out. Sweet Satan save our souls. Anonymous10.1 years
Update: Things are getting bad. They've developed a taste for human flesh. It's a complete catastrophe. Anonymous10.1 years
Update: TCP experiment has gone horribly wrong. Please send help. Anonymous10.1 years
Update: Cat has formed a paramilitary undomesticated terrorist group of felines to wage jihad on unbelievers and bad hoomans.Anonymous10.1 years
Update: "Allahu Akbar" -- CatAnonymous10.1 years