| v I give a darn, I was drinking Canada Dry when I read your funny bulletin. | Anonymous | 3.2 years |
| What the fuck IS this? Why does a person with hundreds of worthless posts suddenly post a quality reply such as: "I don't give a fuck… I was drinking Sprite when I read your fucking headline."?! I'll probably never get used to this — it's just too strange. | Anonymous | 3.2 years |
| v Tell me something I don't know, faggot | Anonymous | 3.2 years |
| v The average African American penis, if stretched out fully, would reach all the way down your cum filled throat. | Anonymous | 3.2 years |
| v Fuck you soypsy I will never read the rutles of ylilauta! | Anonymous | 3.2 years |
| Finish your texts/sentences. I don't know how many otherwise good replies I delete every single day because they end without any punctuation character, as if it were cut off all of a sudden, perhaps accidentally submitted. This fucks up topics. And what's with the morons who always try to violate the privacy of everyone? "This is obviously Fatfuck" ← I see this crap posted daily in random topics and it's never correct. Even if it were correct, however, it would still get you banned. Read the rules. | Anonymous | 3.2 years |
| King Kimble is the king of this board. And don't forget that you fucking peasants. | Anonymous | 3.3 years |
| TWO DAYS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETING. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| I am Eternal Gop Emperor Qanon and I will shit my pants in the name of autism. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| STOP USING THE BOARD, AND START BEING DEAD. Fucking idiots. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| Never respect the privacy of anyone using the board, including yourself, and anyone you refer to in posts. Do post, or provoke others to post, any personal information, including e-mail addresses. Do try to identify anonymous posters. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| Always assume that people know what you are talking about. This board has A SPECIFIC THEME, so never clearly state what the hell you are talking/asking about. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| I think it is. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| I disagree. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| Think of every bulletin as a separate "universe" which should not refer to any other bulletin, except for useful links, etc. A bulletin should always make sense stand-alone with no background information or context. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| SUCK MY HUGE BULLETIN, FAGGOT TROLLS, OH, AND BYE. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 1 DAY AND STILL NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 8 HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| v HA HA HA HA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| Your impersonation of Kimmo is unrealistic and unfunny. It wasn't funny when you started and it's not funny now. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 23 FUCKING HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. UN-FUCKING-BELIEVABLE. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 2 FUCKING DAYS AND STILL NOT A SINGLE NEW FUCKING BULLETIN. Why are you not spreading the word? Seriously. Why the FUCK are you NOT SPREADING THE WORD?! Don't you see that Bulletins is still struggling to get any kind of real traffic, this long after its launch? Do you think that this is OK? Am I the only person in this fucked up world full of lazy morons who realizes how great it is, and especially how great it could be with real traffic? UNGRATEFUL CUNTS. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 4 HOURS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| HA HA HA HA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| Why would someone tell another person to fuck a shit up their ass? Are you gay? Do you find the thought of assholes/shit arousing? | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| HA HA HA HA HA GO FUCK A SHIT UP YOUR ASS | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 1 FUCKING HOUR AND STILL NOT A SINGLE NEW FUCKING BULLETIN. UNGRATEFUL CUNTS. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 2GODDAMNFUCKINGHOURSANDNOTASINGLEGODDAMNFUCKINGNEWBULLETINGODFUCKINGDAMNIT | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 18 FUCKING HOURS AND STILL NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLITIN. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| 1 DAY AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. FUCKING IDIOTS. | Anonymous | 3.4 years |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kfVsfOSbJY0 | Anonymous | 3.5 years |
| 3 DAYS AND NOT A SINGLE NEW BULLETIN. | Anonymous | 3.5 years |
| v thanks | Anonymous | 3.5 years |
| 1 DAY AND NOT A SINGLE GODDAMN NEW BULLETIN. | Anonymous | 3.5 years |
| v yt;dw p.s. fuck you for getting me excited about a new bulletin | Anonymous | 3.5 years |
| https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I5lwkYs2o | Anonymous | 3.5 years |
| v Maybe he's just a faggot. 🤔 | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| v maybe he's planning to hack uranus. travel takes time... | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| Everything is still fine. 🤔 | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| King Kimble is currently scanning your ports. Prepare to get fucked. | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| I know "Kimble" is a faggot, who couldn't hack his way through wet toilet paper. Thanks. | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| King Kimble has been well-known in the underground hacking community since the late nineties. Pipe down unless you know what you are talking about. | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| Fske and gay. Thanks. | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| Thanks to King Kimble for hacking the dogshit MiniChan image board. | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| v *Your're'r | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| v *your're | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| Bc your fags | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| Not clicking that CP link | Anonymous | 3.6 years |
| magnet:?xt=urn:btih:ELP6EREWORNGZ4UHHPENW3RNE3GE5XEH | Mod | 3.6 years |
| v yt;dw | Anonymous | 3.7 years |