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Stop being fucking parasites and turn into catalysts.Anonymous8.4 years
> >Implying "Sweden" ever existed.Anonymous8.4 years
> Implying "God" ever existed.Anonymous8.4 years
God hates Sweden.Anonymous8.4 years
Just look at this shit:
6-something folks on-line = worthless.
10 topics created in the last 24 hours = worthless.

START. USING. THE. FUCKING. BOARD.
STOP. ALLOWING. FUCKTARDS. TO. RUIN. THE. BEST. SITE. ON. THE. INTERNET.
Anonymous8.4 years
v upvotedAnonymous8.4 years
vv We don't the masses shitting up the gratest site on the Internet, with all their Fecebook, Redtit, and 4chin may-mays.Anonymous8.4 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.4 years
This kind of activity is ridiculous. You must start linking masses of people here, right fucking NOW.Anonymous8.4 years
"Jesus died for our sins. But he was only dead for 3 days. So what did he sacrifice? His weekend. Jesus gave up his weekend for our sins." -Michael ShermerAnonymous8.4 years
vv Email me if you can get a good deal on a few pallets worth. Anonymous8.4 years
Extreme fucking deadness…Anonymous8.4 years
v Not at main stream grocers, I have a solid connect for high quality canned cobwebs, tho.Anonymous8.4 years
v Can I buy it canned like opossum? I need a substitute for the fallout shelter. Anonymous8.4 years
v You should try cobwebs, as a substitute. I've been eating them for most of my life, they're a mighty fine substitute for opossum.Anonymous8.4 years
v There's been an opossum shortage ever since the opossum festival. :(Anonymous8.4 years
v That's my brother's moniker, ya ol' oppossum sucker.Anonymous8.4 years
v Degenerate Dan, the drug dealing man?Anonymous8.4 years
They calls me Two-Foot Dan. They calls me that on accounta I got two foots.Anonymous8.4 years
v That reminds me, from here on out all Taco Tuesdays will be on Thursdays.Anonymous8.4 years
v IF YOU DON'T WANT ANY ANGRY BULLETINS, THEN STOP THIS FUCKING BULLSHIT ALREADY AND START HELPING OUT.
THERE. IS. NO. FUCKING. TRAFFIC. COMING. TO. THIS. GOD. DAMN. FUCKING. SITE. BECAUSE. NOBODY. LINKS. HERE. AND. NOBODY. SPREADS. THE. FUCKING. WORD.
DO YOU GET IT?!
Anonymous8.4 years
v I can't read all of that. Stay mad, tho. Nobody can ever take your searing buttpain away from you. Don't ever forget that, bud.Anonymous8.4 years
v Many of the topics started lately were just copied and pasted from old MC topics, with minimal changes to be able to bypass the checks. So not even the short "surge" of activity was real. Nothing good related to TC is ever real — it's just more fucktards "trolling". Whenever there is a reasonable number of folks on-line, 99% of those are subhumans pretending to be humans to the point where you can't tell them apart.
This is fucking insane, and now you have died more than ever before. Tinychan is dead.
Anonymous8.4 years
The hard drive cable on my laptop broke, now computer no work. Can barely Post at all using my fone. Can't access email, either. Been removing scabs, and leaving them in places where people will touch them, to pass time. Prey for me, comrades.

P.S. What's with all these tranny threads? Don't these silly anae realize this is not Minichan?
Anonymous8.4 years
<Joseph> so what else you got?
<Nugget> got this
*grabs dick*

<Joseph> that's not a feature for tinychan

I think it is.
Anonymous8.4 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.4 years
The concept of "lockdown mode" as of now--has been eliminated; the board will permanently force newbies to submit all their posts for moderation. This is very sad but also very necessary. I've given this a lot of thought, and there just is no way that newbies' posts can be allowed to go live immediately when so many of them have been troll garbage for so long. (This is not a bot/spam issue, but flesh-and-bone subhumans…)Anonymous8.4 years
There's no such thing as temporary AIDS.Anonymous8.4 years
"Last topics created 4 hours, 5 hours and 6 hours ago." ← WHY ARE YOU NOT USING THE FUCKING BOARD, NOW THAT IT'S BACK? WHY THE HELL ARE YOU KILLING IT THROUGH YOUR INSANELY FRUSTRATING PASSIVITY?!Anonymous8.4 years
v Imma pray for you, bud.Anonymous8.4 years
Hare motherfucking krsnaAnonymous8.4 years
Buttshits.Anonymous8.4 years
Extra important: How the HELL can there be so many fucktards in the world and so few real human beings? Every day, there are 5 FUCKING POSTS MAXIMUM. Without exaggerating, it's a sad fact that nearly all of the posts here are just made so that the ID can be abused later. WHY do you let this happen? WHY do you never fucking HELP OUT? Why are the real users NOT POSTING/DONATING?!Anonymous8.4 years
v Catherine is an autist, with the most severe case TinyDoctors have ever seen.
Fun fact.
Anonymous8.4 years
<Catherine> That makes you like an expert on Japanese culture.
<Nugget> >That makes you like a pervert on Japanese culture.
Anonymous8.4 years
The Marquees weren't weeping, they went stark raving mad.Anonymous8.4 years
And nobody flinched down by the arcadeAnonymous8.4 years
Any word from Small Change? Last I heard, that nigga got rained on with his own .38.Anonymous8.4 years
vvv I have the director's cut speshul edition, where Jesus molests young Moses. Not exactly what I'd call wholesome, but the bible IS the wurd of the Lorde...Anonymous8.4 years
Don't forget!
Safety third.
Anonymous8.4 years
Buttshits. Anonymous8.4 years


v Do you have the director's cut version?
Anonymous8.4 years
vvv Impossible. I know the bible is tru, because it says it's tru. The bible wouldn't lie to us.Anonymous8.4 years
v 6 months worth of eMule upload recordsAnonymous8.5 years
v What had you sacrificed for thisNugget Syntaxroll !Uvm54ORbmo8.5 years
holy fuck I have 4.45GB of free space praise Satan!Anonymous8.5 years
Thought for the day: What if the Bible, Q'uaran, and Torah were all just intended to be used as moral guides in a time societies were just beginning to develop?Anonymous8.5 years
v Deepshits.Anonymous8.5 years
Bible spoler alert:

Satan was the "good guy" all along.
Anonymous8.5 years
How to tell if OP is a faggot:

Are they the OP?
v
/ \
yes no
/ \
faggot N/A
Anonymous8.5 years